The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 03, 2012

They’re so nasty I’m surprised they even treat the pool.

And I’ve seen those cheap plastic chairs for sale at the supermarket (of all places)

He would clog the filter anyway.

Good Morning Crustwoodians!

Quick!! Push him in!!!

Actually I don’t think there are enough chemicals in all the world to make me get into that pool with the four of them….

… well, not unless one of the chemicals was some chloral hydrate somebody slipped into my cola, and I was out cold and didn’t know.

Speaking of out cold…. try not to wake Marg, OK?She’s sleeping another one off… er…. she’s just sleeping, OK?

(whispering…)….Good Morniing Crustwoodians!

Normally I would deplore the use of all that horrible stuff in a pool but in their case….since they refuse to add 2 gallons of Lysol….

When I magnify the strip a lot, I still can’t read the bottle labels… one says “Pool” something…. but I can see that the red jug is on its side and leaking.Oh well, can’t be any worse than what Jerry does back there after a few beers…when he thinks no one is looking, of course.

Here’s a question: Is it still water after all that “stuff” is put in it or is it something else?Susan, that’s only one of the things Jerry does in the pool when he doesn’t think someone is watching. (Although he might not care anyway.) Any water that Jerry uses should be treated as high-level toxic waste, encapsulated and stored in a secure underground location. Any day now I expect the Penny’s back yard to be declared a Superfund site.

GM all, yes, I have 2 large stacks of those chairs that I used to use for large partie in my patio (have about 20 armless ones) and even loaned them to friends for a wedding since moving here -they had chairs from a few others as well.

I want to see Burl and Joy have an affair.

Thanks Julie, for not showing the “de-muumuu-ing” and subsequent parade on the ladder. Don’t think SS and Marg have enough Brain Bleach in inventory to deal with that.

The reason JERRY is not in the pool is…. if he went in…. it would overflow… ! ! !

@realist666

I agree…To the uneducated they might look like “cheap plastic chairs”… I like the high back ones… Mine have lasted over a dozen years…. 6 are going next door for a B-Day party for a 5 year old today…. ! ! !

You couldn’t PAY ME to get into a pool with someone that hairy, no sir, uh huh!

@GymShoe- mine, ho armless were not the cheap ones either, those others are flimsy material and mine also are holding up fine and at least 20 years (been 15 since I moved w/them)@Dry- I would not get in a pool with ANY of them. I do not swim with anyone but family and I also avoid the sun so usually start right after sunset, or get some laps in before sunshine covers the pool.

those cheap chairs last decades longer than the expensive wood ones. i got 3 new ones several years ago, after the 20-year-old cheap chairs gave up.

At least there isn’t a dog in the pool.

Hey! What’s wrong with dogs in pools?

Marg…. I tried to get them to keep it down…Nothing I could do about Joy’s screechy voice, or Dazz’s amplified windchimes, though…Glad you’re sober… er… feeling better this afternoon.Yes… I agree.In fact I just ordered another gross of gallon jugs…. Wow, I remember when I thought a few dozen quart bottles would do!Thank heavens for x_Tech and his rail connections.I’ve been thinking maybe for public events we should have a few 5-gallon dispensers with spigots, and sell it by the cup.Tidy profit in that, I think.Dave! Please don’t put brain bleach in your pool.It’s meant for direct application only where needed.I’m not going to go into what could happen to… other organs….

Thank you, X… you are always right there when we need you!

And for your kitchen or desk top.

Wonderful work, x_Tech!Wow!How do you always know just what we need?I know these are prototypes… but do you think we could get half a dozen outdoor dispensers for the 4th of July?

Hot and cold is a nice touch for home use btw — or is that for the super and ultra-super strength? (The latter is still in development….. sshh…)

BTW I know it’s “after hours” but I’m thinking maybe we’d better be careful not to let TOO much secret Ballard St. stuff leak out over here. LOL

Here’ the one I like.