The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 24, 2012

I believe the bag has to be below the doner when you give. Higher when you’re the recipient. Of course, I’m no doctor.

Still….it’s funny.

What do lemons have to do with “Country Time”? CT is green, tastes nothing like lemon juice, of which it contains none, and oxidizes into undrinkable filth in no time, even refrigerated. And costs no less than the good stuff…

So that’s how they get lemon extract.Mr. Lemon asked his wife to donate too, but she’s lemon chicken.

If Dracula were vegan.

I think Mrs. Lemon was a little sour on the idea.

I’m reminded of a line from ‘Jurassic Park’:“the thing about is, you are still alive when they begin to eat you”

Making lemonaide out of a lemon.

As a frequent blood donor, the bag does go below. Cartoon physics – the donation flows up, as does the juice in the dispenser. Some sort of anti-gravity going on here?

" we donate with zest !"

Country Time blows.

Of course if the cartoon actually showed a yellow liquid draining out of the donor, that could be misconstrued too!

Pulp Fiction

Mr.Lemon is a refresher. Mrs.Lemon is in those iced drinks from McDonalds.

:D