Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 26, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Satchel, the last time you tried to write a story, you ended up with a grocery list... ...And when I told you that a story needed conflict, you had the paper towels slap that rice milk... So how are you writing decently all of a sudden? Satchel: I figured out how to write! For years, I was using the wrong hand! Turns out I'm left-handed! Bucky: That's your right hand! Satchel: Well ok, I'm this-handed! Bucky: You've always been that-handed! Satchel: Yes, but it turns out I didn't know that!
KenTheCoffinDweller over 12 years ago
Bucky, welcome to Rob’s World! That is how he feels after almost every conversation with you.
Superfrog over 12 years ago
Satchel, I know exactly what you mean.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
sounds like satch is handpicking his response
phuhknees over 12 years ago
Don’t tell him it’s a paw; it would only confuse him further…
revisages over 12 years ago
hey, bud. if you once were ambidextrous, you’re doing no better to think you’re above that now
Varnes over 12 years ago
Awe….Satchel is lysdexicc……persevere my brother…..
Varnes over 12 years ago
Now to be fair, the rice milk had it coming…
Varnes over 12 years ago
If it’s not the left hand he writes with, than the right hand is the only one left, right?
zero over 12 years ago
Mr. Write now. . ..
J Short over 12 years ago
Ambiphibius.
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
I understand this is how Ernest Hemingway made his breakthrough.
gordrogb Premium Member over 12 years ago
No, your “other” this.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s where he puts his food.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Satchel, you are just too cute for words, my little buddy!
JohnHerbison over 12 years ago
What does one get by combining an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays awake at night pondering whether there is or is not a dog.
wvhappypappy over 12 years ago
I tried to write a short story about buying groceries, but I forgot to take notes while doing my research. My shopping tale was therefore listless…
el8 over 12 years ago
so now he’s right
ttoommyy over 12 years ago
Like Satchel, I too am dyslexic when it comes to my left and right hands. I always have to mutter to myself, " I write with my right" in order to remember which is which. I cant tell you how many times Ive been a passenger in a car giving directions and have told the driver turn left, while pointing right, and vice versa.