Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 01, 2012
May 31, 2012
June 02, 2012
Transcript:
McLuvyah: I was able to bypass the booby trap in her brain! I think we can find the secrets in there, now. Cobra: I - I was a wicked hot master thief, but then skull captured me! I was taken to a skull prison. Lady: She's perfect! Let the games begin. Goon: As you wish, master. Cobra: They then started their brainwashing. Goon: His name is Rip Haywire. You are to fall madly in love with him. Cobra: Sheesh! Could you at least force me to love someone without a Buick for a chin?
Veridian over 12 years ago
Awww C’mon C.C…. be Fair! Rip fell in love with a " Wicked Hot Master Thief" with a Front end like a 1956 Buick Roadmaster After All! :-) HUGPOUNCESZZZ!! and Have Fun Y’all!
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Awww… Now this is sounding like something right out of the Dresden Files…
Mongo over 12 years ago
HEY!!!!
I’ve had that kind of Buick!!!
mntim over 12 years ago
“You only love me because you were brainwashed to do so by a criminal organization.” I know that sounds bad, but I would still take it.
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
What? Cobra is about to find out that she’s been brainwashed into loving Rip? Do you know what this means? It means that SeaFox10 was right these last few days and Rip should have gotten her to take her top off.(I’m kidding, I’m kidding!)
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
No, not buying it … Cobra may have fallen MADLY in love with him because of SKULL, but she fell SANELY in love with him on her own!
lecrenb over 12 years ago
“Master”… would that be Rip’s mom we are seeing?
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
Cobra in last panel – classic Cobra.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
I think Kydex 29 is onto something! Either that or there’s some kinda crazy Stockholm Syndrome thing going on! :-) HUGPOUNCESZZZ to all you crazy Haywire Hacienda kids from all of us here at Team Bartilucci H.Q.!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Hey! That’s Rip’s “ex-fiancee”!Methinks she wasn’t all that committed to the so-called relationship as she would like us to believe.
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
Yes indeed Dragoncat, that blonde bombshell is Goldie McGoldlock, founder of Skull. She and Rip TOTALLY used to date. (See Feb 29, 2012)