The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2012

SNERK!!!

OK, then I’ll have the usual…vodka & prune juice please!

Instead of peanuts, shouldn’t they have a nice bowl of “feenamint” to nibble on??

That’s always his stool.

I’m wondering why the bottles under the bar are labeled backwards …

It’s the number two bar in town.

Please excuse my language…. but isn’t this just an excuse for a lot of crappy puns?

The whole forum will be bogged down with them… especially when everybody gets on a toilet roll.

(I can’t say I’m flushed with pride now…. cos this was excrementally worse than usual.)

I heard it was a crappy bar. The regulars are real stuffy and the conversation is really constipated

He looks like a smooth mover

I wonder if this is Happy Hour.

Don’t worry about him. Everything will come out OK in the end.

Why is Ex-lax always the butt of all the jokes

Anal have another one. It is the shitz when you have the runs!

A sphincter says what?

He’s having vodka with milk of magnesia – a Phillips screwdriver.

unlike most bars, lil squirt is welcome

So is that plunger for really desperate customers??? Yikes.

“In life…if you keep your options and your bowels open-you’ll do fine”…….Gus Johnson c. 1967

Please don’t lose sight of proper punctuation in your comments. For instance, I did not see a colon anywhere.

(He he, my last comment must have really wrecked ’em)

This right after the talking toilets. Is Scott hanging out with elementary schoolers?

On weekends, they have a live scat band…..

FUNNY!!! Makes for a busy litter box.

His name is is A. Mucil, have you met him yet?

from grade school circa 1965:Exlax, no strain, no pain.Sit down and let it drain.And if that doesn’t work,Take Little Carter’s Farter Starter!(Carter’s Pills was one of the biggest pharmacies back then)

You have to go all the way to Terdmunkistan to shi sit in a bar like that…. crappy hour 4-6… mention mah name, git a good seat…

The drinks are cheap but it cost $50 to use the restroom

These are all left-over puns from yesterday.

I’m changing up my avatar over the next month or so to see if I like anything better, Popeye

That bar keeps everyone going!

:0

smooth move…