Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 21, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago

    A tiny victory by a literalist….

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Ashburn, history is going to treat Carter better than most. The hostage crises, oil embargo, Russia’s invasion of Afghanistan, and him standing up to Communism when conservatives wanted to sell wheat to the Russians anyway….kinda made it tough. It would have made Rawmoney’s head explode…

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    Carollouise1 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I believe this is a girl talking with Frazz-equal opportunity comic strip-a girl can do an SBD as well as a boy. Agree with Pacopuddy as to Frazz’s expression!

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    Z0LTAR  over 12 years ago

    Ever been behind an accelerating diesel truck?

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    Cathy38c  over 12 years ago

    Who cares?

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    After a three day build up, I would imagine my eyes would be bugging out too.

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    demorodney  over 12 years ago

    Or FRAAAPPP! Must have been the bean burritos from Sammy Chong’s Kosher Burrito stand.

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    sacldczoo  over 12 years ago

    Fart jokes are such a gas :>)}

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    To real men, jokes about flatulence are never lame:-)

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Gotta love the re-writing of history. And the fresh(!) butt explosive uses of language…

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    zoidknight: The “Arab Oil Boycott” was before Carter. I was working at a maritime museum at the time and happened across a copy of Lloyd’s Shipping Gazette’s annual summation. More oil was shipped from Persian Gulf ports to the US than in the same period the year before. The gag at the time was it would be over when they ran out of storage space. Yes, the shortage was fake and they did use mothballed fleet tankers for storage. However, it was the “awl bidness” that did it, not Carter, who hadn’t taken office at the time.

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    gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I guess the whole “whoever smelt it, dealt it” saying isn’t always right…

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Stupid…Frazz definitely izznt what it once was…

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    silent but deadly

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    aardvark86au  almost 8 years ago

    Even Urban Dictionary doesn’t have that definition for “diesel”, but at a stretch I’d guess diesel is a vehicle fuel like petrol (sort of), which Americans refer to as “gas”.

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    unfair.de  11 months ago

    The evidence still lingers around.

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