Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2012

Alrighty, then…

In panel 4, Hannah’s quite right; she can go anywhere and be insulted.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷She’ll never be able to join Weight Watchers; she may have weight, but no one wants to watch ’er.

I hatewhen that happens, parties most…

That would mean he had one to start out with!

Boo yah

careful rat, hippos kill more people every year than sharks lions and bears combined.

This is sooooooo funny LOL

I know so many people like that online. Shoot, I know a few offlline, too. I figured it out…they hang around like that because they really have nowhere to go.

You’re like everyone’s wife, Hanna.

Is Stephan having a house-guest problem?

Looks like Hannah’s permanent . . . . ☻

Aw, I was sure there was going to be some kind of pun at the end. It seemed like Panel 3 was the set-up.

henry hippo is a reality

It is really frustrating when someone does that.............I mean, it is so rude!...........They’ll just talk about nothing..........Very inconsiderate...........Truly boring and tedious........What did you say; you’re out of Rum? Bye.

Hello, I must be going…

Recently watched “Carnage”. Despite the name, it’s not a horror/thriller/action movie. Jodie Foster and Kate Winslet. But, the point…. the guests must have put on their coats and actually walked to the elevator a dozen times….

@Johnny Diego—usually, with the door open when it’s cold out…

He should have named the hippo “Henrietta” to go along with Freddie the Frog.

Hmmm, I have a cousin like Hannah.

I say goodbye … you say hello …hello, hello!

Got a friend who is like this on the phone. Keepsaying they have to go but keeps on talking.

yeah. “homeless” street bums hangin’ out and funkin’ up the place. they don’t get it either.

Notice the lard-butt detail on the stool in pnl 3

Why is Rat so RUDE?

I would love to see Hannah squashing him flat.

Serve him right.

LOL xxx

A very Happy Fathers Day to all the Fathers out there!

I love the waiter. Professional. Elegant. Determined to provide a five-star experience.

OMG! Bring on the crane! There are way, way too many Hannah Hippo’s in the world, and unfortunately I know some of them! CRANES! QUICKLY!

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE (RELATIVES) NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE??????

NUTZ!! I was expecting another horrid, stinking, twisted pun….. and all I got was a fat hippo on a stool.

(Cont. from above) Finally, I hit upon setting the kitchen timer for fifteen minutes, and when it went off, would say it was time to go, say goodbye, and hang up. Oddly enough,she thanked me for imposing this limitation.

Oh boy!!.. Soo very funny! Actually laughed hard!

I thought at first this one was going to be a set-up for another pun.

Look at panel 3.Comic strip censor needs to be over Hannah’s butt.