Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for May 27, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Among other problems, he’s thinking of something curvier than a supermodel.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Ewww is right!

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    Get in touch with your inner you.

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    Gator007  over 12 years ago

    There is a book about this subject . Fear No Evil by Robert Heinlein

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    Sweet Biscuits in Heavan!!!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 12 years ago

    Give him a super model’s body and have him get pregnant three times.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Bisexuals have better odds of getting a date for Saturday nights.

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago

    remarkably dumb…

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    Are2Dee2  over 1 year ago

    I’ve never seen a supermodel look anything like that.

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