The spleen (from Greek σπλήν) – is an organ found in virtually all vertebrate animals. Similar in structure to a large lymph node, the spleen acts primarily as a blood filter. As such, it is a non-vital organ, with a healthy life possible after removal. The spleen plays important roles in regard to red blood cells (also referred to as erythrocytes) and the immune…blah- blah- blah.
It makes sense to me… it’s implied that the nurse corrected him by saying “ruptured.” Then the doctor said, “When I SAID raptured spleen, I MEANT raptured spleen.”
from the organs to the ghost of spleenSpleen, your untimely death has made us cry,But still we cannot help but pry,Mr. Spleen when did you learn to fly?
margueritem over 12 years ago
The spleen shed its little clothes.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Not that kind of rapture, Dogsniff.
Linux0s over 12 years ago
You’ve got some spleenin’ to do there Doc.
Arianne over 12 years ago
The patient should be able to survive with the organs that are left behind.
vlechtja over 12 years ago
Spleendid !
jreckard over 12 years ago
Looks like a long liver.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
@Radish the free radical: Spleen Angel, wasn’t that a song in the 1950’s?Good one.
bbadenov over 12 years ago
Man, that’s one gigunda hole in that guy’s abdomen!!
J Short over 12 years ago
Next he’ll take out the wrenched ankle; Operation!
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Guess it gave up the ghost before it’s time.
erinbliss over 12 years ago
I guess the rest of him wasn’t good enough to go!
finale over 12 years ago
“Rapturedy in the Rain?”
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Must have been a church organ.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s one spleen that’ll never need venting again.
wroady over 12 years ago
spleen will likely be the only part of me that goes too
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
The spleen (from Greek σπλήν) – is an organ found in virtually all vertebrate animals. Similar in structure to a large lymph node, the spleen acts primarily as a blood filter. As such, it is a non-vital organ, with a healthy life possible after removal. The spleen plays important roles in regard to red blood cells (also referred to as erythrocytes) and the immune…blah- blah- blah.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Thanks for the exspleenation FANOLIO
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
THOSE dinosaur movies has a few raptures in it……..what?? Raptors? …Never mind………
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
I think there’s an echo in here.
underwriter over 12 years ago
Oh, yes, it does. “And there shall be two spleens side by side, and one shall be taken, and the other left…” Matt 24:40-41 adapted
LindainOregon over 12 years ago
It makes sense to me… it’s implied that the nurse corrected him by saying “ruptured.” Then the doctor said, “When I SAID raptured spleen, I MEANT raptured spleen.”
LindainOregon over 12 years ago
The Biblical quote was just a joke.
btrfly_lvr over 12 years ago
from the organs to the ghost of spleenSpleen, your untimely death has made us cry,But still we cannot help but pry,Mr. Spleen when did you learn to fly?
Willi Nilli over 12 years ago
Good one! Now I’ll hear all it day! Lol
LindainOregon over 12 years ago
:-)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
Was his behind was left behind?
fmasroor over 12 years ago
Hilarious pun.