Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 26, 2012

oh oh. what webs are being manufactured here?

Boom chicka wow-wow

Boy, was my comment ever wrong yesterday !!!

Greg is going to do it again? At least it can be muted like the rest of them.

I bet Quill is gay.

On a side-note. Since when does 10-to-noon equal 3 hours?

Luann, dear, Youre 15 years old…

Ah yes, music… beautifu music. This is where we left off with toni and brad, also gunther and rosa. Yes?

Oh yeah, almost forgot, tj an ann.

She had a 16th birthday party 8 years ago.

legaleagle48: you take it too seriously.

Bowww chicka wocka wocka.

Quill is going to impress us by using the big head instead of the little one. He’ll piss Luann off, but everyone else will be proud of him.

Teens don’t need 3 hrs. for romance. Let’s just say, with the excitement, nervousness, eagerness, and many other variables, “the big moment” could be over in minutes. That is, IF, it happens at all. I have a hunch it will turn out innocent. Maybe Brad will walk in, or Luann and Quill just realize the time is not right, yet.

Luann! I am surprised you are not so subtle. It is such a come-on. Took a few lessons from Tiffany. She must have rubbed off some on you. Now I am looking at Quill – will he take the bait? Most guys would, but he has proven he is not like most guys. He might surprise us.

Well for one, its a family-oriented comic strip, so you won’t see any funny business in it, 2; Luann won’t do anything cause she’s a good girl, she just wants something to drive tiffany crazy with jealousy, and 3rd, quill is the good Australian boy, he wants to be seen as a gentleman, not a dawg.

I sense that Luann is interested in making music with Quill and he may eagerly oblige her.

Yes, she definitely has that look in her eye that says something other than melody…

Hmm. Skimpy top; short-shorts. Pregnant pause. It looks like our little girl has decided to do some growing up. Quill, however, remains a gentleman—at least for now….

For sure things are going to happen. Quill is a healthy young man that has appeal to all women (not the least Nancy). Even Mrs Horner got a buzz out of meeting him. And he knows his appeal and uses it carefully. Being exotic is always a potent thing. This is the time to make “the move” – unless they are interrupted. We have always known he is not Gay, but if he was he would know that this is a “situation”, and would already be quickly and awkwardly backing out of it.Mmmm, Luann does smell nice, doesn’t she …

I remember my mom came home once and said, “what’s going on in here?” I said, “not as much as I wanted.”

Is that Luann putting on the moves? Baring a lot of skin? And perfume? And inuendo?

I am disappointed in you, Luann. Doing this behind your parents’ backs ain’t cool…

Quill is going to be gay.

I wonder if she told her parents he was coming over?

Um, these are teenagers. A couple of hours without parents – testing to see what kind of a relationship you’ve got? It doesn’t always lead to sex, but it does often lead to more than the parents want.

Well lets just HOPE Mr. Oz is a Gentleman because Lu just TOLD him that her parents aren’t going to be around for at least 3 hours. Can You say: “Golden Opportunity Time”?By the way, WHERE is Quill’s Recording Equipment?

this aint gonna happen.

Third panel: Luann looks absolutely predatory!

i just cant wait till tomorrow strip,, i just going to sit here and push refresh for the next 24 hrs - sheesh i need a life-

Is she wearing a leather and lace halter?

Whoopeeeeee

I agree with Sisyphos.

What’s that music I hear? Marvin Gaye

3rd panel: no cleavage, no lips, snout for a nose, Luann is not having her finest hour.

eight years is only 6 months in the strip

A threeeeee hour do-her. A threeeeee hour do-her.

Oh Luann, such a pity. You have gone and gotten into soon-to-be-trouble. :(

whoa, might need to move this strip over next to Doonesbury.

slurp time

3hrs is enough time. they will only need 30mins

Quill’s not gay, but he IS a gentleman. Want to bet Luann makes a play and he declines? And yes, that actually does sometimes happen in real life.

Quill sure has his feet on the ground. Almost beyond his years, wonder what made him grow up so fast? Yeah yeah comic strip character and all that.Not all men are taught to ‘take advantage’ and as it is today I see no ‘role reversal’ both genders fill these behaviors.

I think the only romance to come out of this will be in Luann’s lyrics that she composes to fit Quill’s music. I bet her parents come home early.

A pregnant pause?

“Appointment 10 to noon. + time to get there and time to return home. Maybe a lunch for mom and dad without Luann.”.On the other hand, that is not when the mother said they would be in the meeting but rather when she said she would be away. Or maybe I’ve forgotten her exact words, they’re waaaay back on yesterday and my brain ain’t what it used to be.

ah can hears da hormonez….

Dave53 said, 2 minutes ago“is there such as thing as a Freudian pause?”.Freudian slip would still apply. When your words convey what you are really thinking.

Poor guy – she intends to molest him.

I am just very happy to have a luann storyline finally; took a while!

Remember the Christmas episode of Northern Exposure…?

I agree with legaleagle48… why is it that if a guy keeps his hands to himself, is respectful and doesn’t manhandle a girl that he’s gay? There are young men out there that are taught proper values. Taught to treat women with respect, and to respect themselves as well. *-}

AT Pony Toast and others……Wishful thinking, you guys????

Parents are going to come home early.

Luann’s a high school girl. She gets to be hot. Everything as it should be so far.

Oh, I SO don’t like where this is going.

No, For teen pregnancy it has to go a bit further than what we have seen so far.

she needs to rock his world, now.

Thanks for letting me know Mr. Evans does his own art work— farming it out does create jobs, but seems a bit lazy.

Do Nancy & Frank have a rule “No boys in house when we’re not present?” If so, her extending their absence by one hour is doubtless a prelude to trouble.

I concur with the age observations. Luann has been in high school longer than most people were in Kindergarten through twelfth grade. Time for her to head off to Julliard or some other institute of higher education.

That is the end of today’s algerbra lesson.

And the start of your spelling makeup test. There’s only one “R” in algebra, studly.

I hope QUILL uses some common sense and suggests a different site for the music fest. Luann is too young for this. (not that it doesn’t go on everyday)

I have a lot of wishful thinking. But it seems to me that Evans is not exactly at the top of his game these days. Probably nothing will happen. (Again I vow to eat these words if need be.) At this point I think it could be potentially Awesome for Quill to be gay.

my favourite kind of music

I think Luann is in heat.

Seriously, she’s in high school. What the heck Mr. Evans? Being ‘involved’ with a guy who took advantage of me and didn’t protect me was one of my biggest regrets on the planet. As if there’s not enough pressure on women to perform. This strip is read by teenagers? Fantastic.

Thanks, LDover, I stand corrected—Luann—You’re 16 years old!

“The actual time of arrival could be has much as Y or Z + 3 hours. That is the end of today’s algerbra lesson.”.“Luann, the planner got sick so we’re home early. Oh, hi, Quill. What happened to your pants?”

“Sorry for the bad times. The world is full of – - – . I wish you had not met one.”.And while we always trust everything we are told on here, there ARE people who throw themselves at others and then act amazed when they responded – - or got caught either at the time or by pregnancy. I once had to lock a girl out of my vehicle as she threw herself at me. I never could figure what attracted her because all other girls up to that point had assured me I was ugly..But back to the point – - the truth is not always what the lady says afterward. .“I said NO!” can be factually accurate, but misleading if it were said right after the fellow says, “I guess I had better go.” or “Would you like me to stop?”

And what…. Pause… was…. that Quill…

Others no doubt have noticed that her costume is racier and lacier than what she wore yesterday…

Of course they’re not gonna do anything! They’re underage characters in a family newspaper comic strip. In the real world, Luann would be at basketball camp or science camp or some other kind of camp to preoccupy her mind from the evils of sex.

Cue the music from Oklahoma (on Broadway)….“I’m just a girl who can’t say no, I’m in a terrible fix……….”

A friend of mine when he was 15 years old had his mom and little sister walk in on him while he was between the sheets with a similar aged girl.

run Quill, run!

I think Lance96816 is exactly right…she wasn’t paying attention or didn’t do the math correctly and is getting ready to get cold busted by her parents!

If her parents don’t stop them, maybe TIff will?=)

bow chicka wow wow…

but, in many states, cops are now required to check if teens are doing it, jacking it, or anything it, and arrest them in addition to checking every woman’s cycle, immigration status, fighting crime, patrolling the streets, making sure no teacher teaches an objectionable subject like biology, astronomy, social studies, and stopping sharia law…all while their budgets are slashed, pay is cut, layoffs happen, and union rights revoked.

probably just oral

Teens and hormones bit I think she’s smart enough to use protection.

She’s being bold. I bet Quill won’t go for it or Mom/Dad will come back at the most crucial time. Maybe Brad will drop by unannounced. Puddles will suddenly grow sick.

Evans. Get over yourself and let them be normal teenagers…

you certainly would have been bored to death.More likely confused by wondering when you meant what you say.

haha Quill whatcha think the pause bout o_0

i LOVE making….music