Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 03, 2012

Hot buttons?

Sorry son, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and fossils are God’s way of testing your faith.

Nobody ignores the dinosaur vote in Chicago. The cemeteries there are good for at least 10,000 votes!

Quite right, Calvin, we are totaly dis…, dis…., dis…..!!!!

Don’t worry Calvin, there’s lots of pandering going on. In case you’re wondering: Pander – verb to act as a pander; cater basely: to pander to the vile tastes of vulgar persons.

Discombobulation is the sort of thing that results from really good non sequitors, paradigm fails, reality shifts, stuff like that. It’s not exactly something people do to you. It’s more like a sudden realization that you don’t have a clue about what is actually going on.

Single-issue activists could be the death of American Democracy.

I do: Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a rope!

Hot buttons?

Too bad he doesn’t get to vote for at least another decade

please Hot Buttons?

And here I thought Pandering to a Minor was a felony offense…

Obviously it’s NOT the politicians this season.

RMoney thinks they wore English saddles and cavemen rode them.

@orinoco womble,Are you sure? Is it ‘a lead pipe cinch’?

The fossils are one of the evidences of a world-wide flood in the time of Noah.

The politician said just the other dayThat he really didn’t want this job at all.But he’d make this sacrifice for meIf I’d only put my trust in him.

I believe, I do. I believe, I do. I believe exactly what thjey tell me to. I believe, I do. I believe it’s true. I’m a simple guy. I believe.

apologies to Tom Paxton

Discombobulation is supercalifragileistic. Sherlock Holmes has the clue. Just ask Conan Doyle.

and if you take care doing something, are you chalant?

Dinosaur research is evolution, and we all know which party is anti-evolution, and by default, anti-dinosaur.

Well calvin, should know tah here we have libing dinnosaurs in hour congress, and they don’t want to retire.

Romney has been accused of being a dinosaur. As Calvin says,“don’t ignore the dinosaur vote!”

What happened to the dinosaurs that swan in the ocean? They would have thrived during the flood, but all we have is fossils – which are bone shaped mineral deposits.

“Well you know? I don’t remember being made responsible for anybody’s gruntlement!” (Col Henry Blake, MASH)

Dinosaurs vote for the Reptilian Party, from back in the days when the leader actually had brains.

You can’t even vote yet Calvin.

Must do. tho’ perhaps not used in Polite Society dueto scatological overtones….

Hey, as far as I can tell, when I check out, you guys are gone, too, poof, figments of my existence!

I saw a really cool dinosaur skeleton at the muesum once. I wonder what it would be like for us if they still existed? (If you believe they did exist. Which I personally do.)

444, U suer hit the nail on the HEAD!!!

I wish Mark Twain and Will Rogers were still around for political commentary.

You can say that again, Calvin.

LOL xxx

I’ve known G’zilla,sir,and he was no dinosaur.ps,the comments C&H get are certainly a cut above,innit.

That would be the Republicant Party, Calvin.

Calvin is difinitely a fanatic! Just a little boy, too.

Sounds like he’s one of those Flat Earther types who believe Adam & Eve were riding dinosaurs.

@NabuquduriuzhurThe thing about science is that nothing is ever proven. Everything we think we know is just a theory, even the laws of physics. They’re only called “laws” because of the make up and rules of language then.

Why can’t pigs fly?

“Jurassic Park” is one of my favorite movies!!!!! ;-)

“Any similarity to current political events in the USA is entirely coincidental”

This is a single issue election: No more King O’Bama. Join the revolution.

The Repulicant Party is the party of Dinosaurs. Time for them to go extinct come Nov.!

thank you so much

As far as I know, I don’t know if anything existed before I was born – it’s all rumour to me. Mind, I don’t even remember being born (I was very young at the time).

How old is this comic strip? I don’t really think the artists relate to children, making their characters that are children sound so well educated. Children I know, don’t talk like that. Lol

Glad to see nothing has changed in 20 years.

Jesus turned the dinosaurs to donkeys by mistake when annoyed at his favourite triceratops, Kenham. How do I know that? I know that because I wrote it.

I’d vote for Godzilla…he’d destroy New York…(notice that my mouth was not in sync with my words?)

Pandering to adults produces democratic administrations…

Isn’t that the re-heat button on the microwave?

@Hobbeshey Hobbes, where are you lateley