Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 19, 2012

Really?

What I’m saying is: Really, a fictitious childhood?

I’m still working on establishing a fictitious adulthood.

Always get your back story straight.

Fiction is always more interesting than reality.

genius

It’s okay, Calvin. You can always write up some fiction under your FakeBook account.

I thought he was fictitious…

We come all, all, all into heaven, for we are so nice and good….

Obama, he’s modeling himself after Obama…

Calvin, aka Barack Obama

You look more constipated than thoughtful, Calvin.

You’ ve got one picture more than Obama, Calvin.

That’s a lot of fiction to keep strait for a lot of years, and a lot of witnesses that will provide very different stories… That’s a lot of work for you Calvin.

Too bad the kids on FB aren’t as wise as you, Calvin! LOL! :-)

Too bad certain posters had to drag politics into this strip, of all strips.

Can do every thing you wanna be Calvin..!!!!.

Calvin could get some tips from Danae at NS.

Calvin didn’t reckon on 1) the internet, nor that 2) anything – such as old report cards – would be found on it.

Don’t forget, Calvin. You can always have everything sealed and photoshop everything else as you go along.

Oh my he’s a good one.

There really isn’t much chance of you doing something responsible, Calvin….you’ve already conquered the world.

Planning to fail, Calvin?

Evil also contemplates. I’ve seen that same look just before Susie gets plastered with a snow ball.

Hah, this kid is planning to be a politician one day, I knew it!

Make sure the picture captures the cover and the comic book is not upside down.

If Calvin is reading War and Peace, it might take the rest of his fictitious childhood to finish reading the book

Love the pose, Calvin!

xxx

Hey, it’s going to be a Cutler vs Vick Superbowl! And you’ll like it! 8^)

Luckily, Calvin doesn’t have a big brother to rat him out like I did…

He needs a flamethrower.

you gotta eliminate witnesses too.

I bet that Calvin’s channeling Alistair Cooke.

So he did do something responsible when he grew up — cleaned up the school, befriended students, and wrote songs!

?

Maybe this is why they make us wear uniforms at my school.

Calvin you have it, do not try and improve your fictitious childhood.

I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille….

Sounds like a politician in the making. Although, he did say something responsible with his life.