Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 19, 2012
Transcript:
B.D.: The thing is, kid, I understand women - I totally get them? Toggle: You... do? B.D.: Absolutely. So if you ever need advice on any female-related situation, call. I've got the experience! For instance, on the bedroom front... Toggle: Hold on... want to... g-get this all down... Message: Come quickly. Alex: Gotta go.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
TMI, TMI!!
Linguist over 12 years ago
Bad luck to see the bride before the wedding but in this case, Toggle has an exemption.
gimmickgenius over 12 years ago
“Come quickly” … are you sure that’s good advice for the bedroom???
Kali39 over 12 years ago
See, Leo learns fast. From this point on, Alex is in charge.
(like she hasn’t been since he proposed…)
tigre1 over 12 years ago
This really doesn’t seem like BD to me…
Buzza Wuzza over 12 years ago
BD knows all, tells all.
Varnes over 12 years ago
He doesn’t stutter when he texts……..the future was made for him…..um, sorta…..
ChocolateLady over 12 years ago
Are they perfect for each other, or what?
38lowell over 12 years ago
How does one get friends like that?
chazandru over 12 years ago
nice. A good couple is a good team and knowing your love has your back and will be there for you is an excellent foundation upon which to build.
ossiningaling over 12 years ago
I think Toggle understands that Alex has his back. Part of a strong relationship.
celeconecca over 12 years ago
send Kim
chicken 33 over 12 years ago
Mabe he wants Alex to get some bedroom pointers.
LeoAutodidact over 12 years ago
As Toggle will only see her with ONE EYE, I think they get a exemption on the “Seeing the Bride before the Wedding” one.
FriscoLou over 12 years ago
Sounds like Toggle is about to get a real eye-opener.
Alms4Thorby over 12 years ago
Smooth move, Leo.
Alms4Thorby over 12 years ago
Best Doonesbury couple since Dick and Lacey Davenport
ramonesfan over 12 years ago
The whole eyepatch thing keeps reminding me of a Bazooka bubblegum character from the 60’s
tcity over 12 years ago
3rd panel, is it a coloring mistake or does BD wear a toupee now?
Whitecamry over 12 years ago
It’s a fine, old American tradition.
coolwaterman over 12 years ago
I want to hear B.D.’s advice…
cezpaige over 12 years ago
TSP – it gets stains out of any fabric. Get it at the hardware store. Trisodium Phosphate
marvee over 12 years ago
My thought was that BD is scaring Toggle right out of the marriage. Hope I’m wrong.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m just wondering… Has there EVER been ANY indication that BD has EVER been with ANY woman other than Boopsie? Has he ever been tempted? Has he ever even expressed an interest?
I mean, OK, he was a star athlete in college (and presumably earlier), and he lived on a commune in the 60’s for God’s sake, but Boopsie’s been in the picture since Day One, and they married right out of college. Being a ballplayer doesn’t automatically make him a “player”, and certainly he never bought into Free Love.
And for all that prostitution follows wherever there are soldiers to be found, BD doesn’t strike me as the type who’d have “gone native” while he was in Vietnam. If he had a three-day pass to spend in Saigon, I’d imagine he’d spend it all looking for a bar showing American football on the TV…
Still, that doesn’t mean that he can’t give bedroom advice; a violinist can play the same instrument his whole life, yet still become a virtuoso. So if Toggle’s concern is over the QUALITY of BD’s advice (rather than not wanting advice at all), instead of texting Alex he should be checking with Boopsie.
rvonluchen over 12 years ago
Hold on – I want to read what BD has to say.
rhmaustin over 12 years ago
My younger cousin announced he had learned what women want (and had a divorce to prove it) — what women want, he said, is to have everything their way. As he put it, you may as well give in the first time, because you will in the end anyway. I think my cousin was closely related to BD.
maree pavletich over 12 years ago
Reply to fritzoid – Yes, BD had a brief affair with an officer while on leave. They were on a cruise, broke up when she found she out-ranked him, then she came looking for him. The officer met Boopsie who realised that she had to stop being his maid and start making him respect her.
Tigrita over 12 years ago
Oh come on.
Bill Chapman over 12 years ago
This is gonna be gooooood! Especially if Kim & Alex can stand in the doorway behind BD recording with their phones……..
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Just ask Boopsie.
SaraWard48 over 12 years ago
I think everyone missed the point, he is texting Alex to come quickly because he wants to get out of there!