Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 14, 2012

Well, some folks are gettting their wish.

He was probably facinated by that huge hand.

But we saw them at the pool, didn’t we?

She probably took the reverse camera and took the picture herself.

Tiffany is more to be pitied than censured. Alas, she lives in her own little world which is totally divorced from reality.

Well, at least Luann’s little fantasy has an element of truth to it, rather than entirely wishful thinking as with the other blonde..But it does confirm Luann’s intentions, right?

Next Tiff will go into a decline because HER Quill was ripped from her bosom by cruel fate.

Ok enough of tiff…’Has anybody seen little bratty Shannon Daytona?

in her crazy world of her mind…………… Tiff thinks she looks like a super-model, and everyone else looks like Roseanne Barr…………. and she actually “makes herself believe” that Quill is completely smitten for Tiffany……………poor poor Tiff

Poor Crystal! Crazy Tiff (I’m afraid that’s the only word for her) is all in her face, while Luann spins her slightly exaggerated tale of “lust in the dust” for Delta and Bernice….

She was just caught lying, in front of everybody. And she just keeps going. She can’t help herself. She has to make anybody that will listen believe that Quilll liked her better than Luann.

Seriously, you think your political affiliation has some sort of lock on “the TRUTH”, so that you just know that extraneous political commentary is not only germane to the subject, but would be seconded by everyone? .What a jerk move. If you want to troll, take it somewhere else, please.

Honestly, I’d say Luann has the better of the two stories, here.

girls like Tif are so insecure and have to live in a fantasy world in order survive. Girls like Luann seem insecure but are really very secure in who the are and don’t have to make things up to try to impress others. You go Luann, but wait until you are older.

And that reminds me of Little Red Riding Babushka, which ends,

My, what a big nose you got.

You should talk?

I agree with mojitobaby. Usually outside my kitchen window there are benches where anyone can sit outside and you should hear the teen girls talk. They talk loud enough for me and the whole world to hear how they went out with whatever boy took them out for a pizza lucnh or dinner. What they were saying where their hands went under the table would amke anyones face redder than a tomato. If any of it true I have no idea.

Crystal looks like she can’t decide weather to ridicule or pity Tiffany.

I fear Crystal is part of the problem… it’s seems she’s mostly humoring Tiffany, r at least listening her as she gets a chuckle from her pathetic desperation, but sadly her actions also serve to encourage Tiff’s behavior.

Seriously, Crys needs to be the first in line to spell it out to her.

Tiff is talking loudly so she and the other girls can’t hear what Luann might be saying about Quill’s attentions. If you can’t hear it, it didn’t happen.

Delicious! The other girls are in rapt attention to LuAnn, and Tiffany just can’t STEEAND it!

Why is Tiffany so determined to delude herself over this one guy? Who’s not even around anymore?

Thanks Wesley I have to agree. LOL has to be the liberial way of life

Y’know, I may have it wrong with Tiff being available to all the boys without particular discretion. I am reconsidering my opinion. Maybe I have given her an unreasonably hard time and have contributed ill to her reputation.

Yes, Tiff every understands… You lost to Luann.. Get over it…

So it’s not just guys that kiss and tell? Luann, I’m shocked.

You know, the REAL Tragedy here is Crystal.She’s ONLY got two friends in the world: One, Tiffany, a CLUELESS Airhead. The other, Knute, a Cross-dressing Moron.

No one cares about what you think, Tiff.

Is Bernice oooing at Luann or Tiff? She is not her usual together-self today.

Regarding brain bleach, I thought it was one of those words whose meaning was obvious. As to earliest usage:-http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brain-bleach-eye-bleach-mind-bleach“A similar definition entry for “Brain Bleach”3 was submitted on November 1st, 2007, which was later chosen by the editorial staff as the “Urban Word of the Day” on June 28th, 2009.”-People such as Tiffany will never need it because thoughts stored in her lovely head are highly filtered to begin with.

Definitely time to move on.

And Tiff could use a good cartoon counselor

Nothing Luann has said so far is a lie or an exaggeration. If not interruped, there would have been … more kissing, maybe some light petting. Of course, if she doesn’t add anything, the listeners/readers can use their own imaginations.

Now you know they have to drag it out…to keep us reading!!!

Back to normal – I’ve missed Tiff & her ego (well….maybe not!)

We haven’t seen Brad and Toni for a while. We might go there and run into Shannon, too.

As usual Tiffany likes to steal the show, but LuAnn at least got a good story to tell. ;)

HAHA!! :)

Dude, that’s such obvious bait – please don’t feed the trolls.

You shouldn’t post comments in your sleep, then.

Luann knows the truth, she shouldn’t care what Blondie says. I would have liked to see Quill and Luann become a real couple. I think they would have been good together. They are very much alike.

The second that Tiff sees that her audience – Crystal – is showing interest in Luanns story, Tiff feels the need to drown it out in any way she can.

He only gave a personal goodbye to Luann. Why does Tiff think anyone will believe her. Even Crystal told Tiff, “He doesn’t seem to be too into you.”

A little Tiffany goes a long way – Enough!

well now maybe Luann can wake up and realize she was actually just dreaming because relationships are first and foremost based on LOOKS and in REAL life no way she gets a Quill, or Brad a Toni, or Mr. DeGroot a Mrs. Degroot that looks like that. Nope, Quill’s with Tiffany, Toni’s with Dirk, and at the very least, Mrs Degroot cheats a lot, ha ha……that’s why we read comics….an escape from real life, of course!

Shut the H—- UP tiffany!

Troll sockpuppet since it’s more on the clydefrog/Coach Kleats theme. He just lurrrrves “Annie” Eiffel and knows she’s just as maligned and “misunderstood” as poor, put-upon Tiffany, who’s unfairly targeted by mean ol’ Luann due to her beauty, and is really far smarter than anyone gives her credit for. Oy. The tired one-note theme is just as repetitive, and just as unconvincing. If you don’t feed it, it will up the ante in order to get attention, which is mildly amusing to watch. .Coach Kleats damn near hung himself with his sneaker laces on Greg’s blog trying to get his attention and get people to bite on his bait – posters had been asked to give him the silent treatment and he went to ridiculous lengths to try to get a response. Good times, man. .A contrarian viewpoint is one thing, but when you have to misrepresent things to have one, so that Tiffany apparently now has "modelling and a minor film credit” on her resume, and you have to go to ridiculous lengths to find hidden positive qualities in a character, such as spinning the fact that she’s too busy lying bragging to eat into a virtuous choice not to eat junk food, then hang it up – you’re truly trolling trying too hard. Really, why not claim she’s also a Mensa member but she’s just too modest to say so, while you’re at it?

Never seen anyone so NEEDY. ; p

But isn’t Knute’s lack of drive and ambition also partially due to his lack of smarts?.JimT8’s gonna hate the comparison, but rather than study to pass a subject, he’ll cheat on a test (just as Tiffany did) – but is it out of laziness or an inability to comprehend the subject? He’s totally clueless as to the difference between “odious” and “odorous”, but of course he, like Tiffany, manages to stay in the same grade as Gunther and Crystal and not get held back..Whereas he’s just as dim as Tiffany, I do think Greg has meant him to be a doltish but good-natured class clown, a Jeff Spicoli-type comic relief . However, I really don’t think Greg does a great job when it comes to making him all that funny.

Summer loving had me a blast Summer loving happened so fast I met a girl crazy for me Met a boy cute as can be Summer days drifting away To, oh, oh, the summer nights Well-a well-a well-a, huh Tell me more, tell me more Did you get very far? Tell me more, tell me more Like does he have a car?

I enjoyed Knute’s “odorous” proclamation.-Sometimes the way to avoid violence is to confuse the violent. This also points out the hidden brilliance Knute covers so well.

SNORERS ARE PEONSYIDDISH TO ENGLISH

Nobody cares what Tiffany says. Crystal feels sorry for her