Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2012

Uh, that’s soccer, Rat …

Whoa… Rat actually said something more profound than “I hate you, gimme a beer.”÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” (John Lennon)

Rat, ever helpful…

Throwing a bon bon into the vuvuzela? As Craig Ferguson would say, “That sounded dirty!”

Make it either a caramel or marshmallow one and you’ll really have my blessing.

There are few crowd-situations that can’t be made “better” with a vuvuzela!

Vuvuzela’s are merely a glorfied kazoo.

As usual Rat demonstrates he has no clue what he’s talking about.

Proginoskes, In Europe, Soccer is referred to as “Football,” IIRC.

I thought Rat was spot on with the football game analogy.

No M-80’s on hand?

Pig should be a member of the “Married with Children” Family. The mom would NEVER throw a BON BON away!

No, not the vuvuzela . . . ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

Rat’s correct. You chose your friends but not your family.

what about volleyball?

I don’t make a move in the a.m. until I’ve seen what Rat has to say. Then I follow his advice and live accordingly. I love his football game analogy.

I have a feeling it’s not really over…

Typical Rat!

Has Pig got any baby brothers or sisters?

Would be so sweet.

xxx

Rat has it right. Listening to vuvuzelas isn’t nearly as annoying as listening to my family. Not as degrading, either.

Not if you want to keep your seats and watching the game…besides nothing beats blowing great notes on the vulvazuela…rooty-toot-toot…

applause!! you hit it right on the head and didnt need rat to show you how, wtg Golden Roya!

Hmm, that’s a nice modernized version “Of course your family knows all the heart strings to pull, they were the ones who tied them there.”

hahaha omg haven’t seen one of those in ages!

Anyone notice the pic is a little grainy?