Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2012
July 02, 2012
July 04, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Listen Doc, I can admit when I'm wrong. Unless it's about Daniel Craig. I still think he's a lousy James Bond! You're not the low-down stinker you once were - friends? McLuvyah: Friends. Rip: This handshake ain't a legal agreement - if you return to your evil ways, I'll be on you like bacon on a burger king sundae! McLuvyah: Do-gooding is like a gag reflex with this lug, isn't it? Cobra: Can I book a session with you about it? How's next Thursday?
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
See the movie Layer Cake and you’ll know why Daniel Craig got the job.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
The shadows are never far away for Rip
StoicLion1973 over 12 years ago
I don’t blame Daniel for “Quauntum of Solace”, that was bunk. But “Casino Royale” was fantastic.
johnrussco over 12 years ago
Cobra Carson Haywire; has a neet ring to it, don’t you think?
Joseph.B.Prawer over 12 years ago
I thought he gave some new life to 007.
ready.here over 12 years ago
The Craig remark is funny, but he is doing fine. Craig seems to understand and like the Bond character. He is always reading the Ian Fleming books. By the way, I like to think I have a Cobra of my own. She even has the same kind of experiences as this Cobra. I am a private investigator, for real, and I meet some interesting people.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Rip’s entitled to his opinion, but we’re Daniel Craig fans here at Team Bartilucci HQ (not that we don’t love classic Bonds like Sean Connery and such)! And isn’t it nice that with Cobra and Dr. McLuvyah and Rip being all friends, they can get counseling anytime they want? :-)
Thehag over 12 years ago
Love D. Craig as Bond. Connery still the best. Others pretty good. Roger Moore though yuuuuuck! He was great as the Saint but really he and the movie makers made it the ‘comedy stylings of James Bond’. Just awful
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!