Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2012

next he will try the Chitty Chitty bang bang car

Has she thought of divorce?

Painfully funny.

Sigh. What else could Patty expect? In fact, why did she ever marry Larry? (Junior, you shouldn’t be reading these Comments!)

I wonder if he took a spoonful of sugar before he went down?

Hope Larry don’t ever watch a James Bond movie…he might want to be a nought nought spy.

And another one bites the dust.

If there ever was a spin-off, “The Croc-Shop For Naught”But, then again, ya gotta have SOME dry humour to make the Croc’ follies look hilarious!

But Dick Van Dyke never cursed like that(then again, we never saw the out takes from that movie, did we ? ).

Julie Andrews looks different somehow

I’m surprised he’s able to maintain a butt first falling position.Must be the drag from the umbrella.

“Eave of Destruction”

I give him an A for effor….but a F for being such an idiot

Anyone think Larry is a Cat disguised at a croc? He seems to have more lives than the average Croc.

Patty doesn’t know her idiot husband very well yet. but Larry’s outfit is supercalafraglisticexpaldous (I have no idea if that is spelled right).

hes lucky he didnt fly

or he woudlve ended up like Shary Bobbins

I think that a croc’s butt is in a different place.

Hilarious !

Makes a better Banshee!

It’s curtains for Larry.

Can’t you just see Pastis, sitting around his dorm room swilling beer with his buds and saying, “One day I’m gonna draw a picture of a crocodile dressed like Mary Poppins holding an umbrella and jumping off a roof…and it will run in the Washington Post”

One day, Elton John saw a crocodile fall like a rock. Not only did this inspire a new song, but the fact that the croc was in drag inspired a whole new wardrobe.

should have hired Dumbo

absolutely love 2nd panel, roflmbo

Really, Dad? Swearing in front of your infant son?

LOL LOL. I like the 2nd Panel too.

xxx

She gives Larry to much credit.

Seriously, Patti?

How many readers of this strip would even considering starting a sentence with “Even Larry isn’t dumb enough to …”

He just missed it by (this) much!

the Mrs is rockin that new ’doo

This is the best comic ever. Hilarious hahaha

That last panel make coffee come out my nose. The comments here made me aspirate it.

Too FUNNY! instant favorite.

Seriously, anyone with even half a brain instead of the 1/64 of a brain Larry and the members of Zeeba Zeeba Eeta have would have known full well Larry was that much of an idiot. I think Patty was being hopeful as she lied to herself about how smart her husband is.

He should take a leaf out of Snuffles book. Become Hellicroc with a hand grenade.

@naturally_easySpoonful of bath salts is more like it.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

That was supercalifragilisticexpialidociously stupid.

SupercaliSPLATalisticexpialidocious,

Even though the sound of SPLAT is something quite atrocious.

If you go SPLAT loud enough you’ll always sound precocious,

SupercaliSPLATalisticexpialidocious!

Chim chimminy &#

Best line of Mary popping EVER

“Chim chimminy my a**e”

Priceless!