Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 11, 2012
Transcript:
Virgil: This here's Lucas. He'll likely tell ya he witnessed a murder, and is hiding out here from the mob 'til it's time to testify. Lucas: Y'know the whole plan would work a lot better, Virgil, if you'd quit telling everybody about it. Virgil: Oh, give yer imagination a rest, Lucas. You ain't seen no murderin'. Lucas: Wait till he starts up about the alien abduction. Virgil: I heard that!
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
We won’t even get into the anal probe, will we, Virgil?
ShortStraw over 12 years ago
It’ll be the Illegal Aliens forced him to carry their pot across the border, wait I mean Immigrants (as per the new US policy).
McGehee over 12 years ago
UVOs — Unidentified Voters for…
ont over 12 years ago
Canadian are so gosh-darned kind, we call ‘illegal aliens’ temporary citizens with benefits – as per no new policy.
likeponcho over 12 years ago
This farm is strange, it is less cosy than Pncho’s home and cafe
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
Are you sure his name isn’t Brewster, not Virgil?
pypedreamr over 12 years ago
Wonder what the rural equivalent of the Pooch cafe will be like…?
CrimsonFoxx over 12 years ago
I think Poncho and this dog are going to get along juuust fine!