Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 11, 2012
Transcript:
Virgil: This here's Lucas. He'll likely tell ya he witnessed a murder, and is hiding out here from the mob 'til it's time to testify. Lucas: Y'know the whole plan would work a lot better, Virgil, if you'd quit telling everybody about it. Virgil: Oh, give yer imagination a rest, Lucas. You ain't seen no murderin'. Lucas: Wait till he starts up about the alien abduction. Virgil: I heard that!
It’ll be the Illegal Aliens forced him to carry their pot across the border, wait I mean Immigrants (as per the new US policy).