Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 15, 2012

Are you sure you’re ready for this, Darby?

Check eating raw bacon off of Bucky’s bucket list….gonna be a mess if he kicks that bucket before it get’s washed out…..

Number Six, Ha! Made ya look! Guess I’ll check that off my bucket list!….BTW, s’pose Shakespeare had a Beckett list?

Why would his head be in a bucket if he bit into raw bacon? I don’t get it >.<

Bucky must be ill – he’s getting pail!

A true conservative wouldn’t waste time killing the pig.

With all due respect to Gary Larson, Trichinosis be damned!’

Bring on the bacon!

it’s almost like Satchel goaded him into it.

I don’t know any true conservatives. I know many local confederates…they don’t know the difference. For most of them, bacon would be cannibalism. Which is FINE with me:bears make money, bulls make money, and HOGS get slaughtered.

May I again suggest, “guillotines”?

Who says liberals don’t like bacon?!? I’m a bacon-loving liberal; guess I didn’t get the memo…

Bacon’s awesome whether you’re liberal or conservative, I think.

Right on, skip… You know how it is!

The problem here is you liberals equate a government program with personal charity. The greatest joy is giving of yourself to a person or organization of your choosing, not advocating for a government program, paid for by other people’s tax money. Libertarians and conservatives want fewer government programs, so we can put our own money into charities that work.

LOL! Bucky is so smart, ain’t he though?

Yep!

Weird. Last night I had a dream I was eating strips of raw bacon. Of course, bacon is cured, so I didn’t get sick.

That reminds me….its time for breakfast… COOKED bacon and eggs. Raw bacon is …. soooo pre-fire.

Uhmmm….dogs and cats can eat raw meat without getting sick.

A true liberal would insist the bacon processing plant pay its workers a living wage and not pollute the environment; it seems a true conservative thinks up a lame put-down that insults a billion and a half people and their religion.

Huh?

I wish this comic strip wouldn’t descend into mocking Conservatives. It gets annoying. I used to buy the Get Fuzzy books whenever they came out, but I’ve been rethinking that lately.

Bacon is cured thus it is not “raw.” I ate a piece here and there uncooked all the time when I was a kid.

Serves Bucky right for trying to be such a Macho Cat! LOL!

Bacon overdose

This strip is just so beautiful! Almost choke on my spit LMAO