Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 29, 2012
June 22, 2012
July 06, 2012
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Coming This Summer And Fall BARACKMAN The Dark Knight Returns to Face His Deadliest Foe -- BANE Capital Bane: Gotham is on its knees, and now I will CRUSH IT! POW Barackman: Augh! But...HOW? Bane: The BANE CAPITAL WAY!! I gain control of the entity by claiming I'm here to save it through CAPITALISM and GOOD MANAGEMENT! KA-POW! Bane: Then I cut costs by FIRING and OUTSOURCING, and suck resources out to me and my fellow overlords! BIFF Bane: Gotham will eventually go BANKRUPT, but my cronies and I will walk away like KINGS! It's the way BANE CAPITAL WORKS! BAM Barackman: I'll tell everyone of your nefarious plot! Bane: It will do you no good! I'll take off my Bane mask -- with THIS FACE and $800 MILLION to sell it, I can convince ANYONE of ANYTHING! NEXT: Same Baracktime! Same Barackchannel! Child: Where have you been, Barackman? Barackman: I never left? It just seemed like I did!
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MiepR over 12 years ago
Justice Roberts begs to differ.
dputhoff over 12 years ago
Scariest strip ever.
ianrey over 12 years ago
Bain/Bane. Bolling, you brilliant son of a b-. The Dark Knight Rises this November!
Linguist over 12 years ago
Be afraid, children, Be very afraid. This horror is coming to your neighborhood very soon.
braindead Premium Member over 12 years ago
The scariest part is that Romney is the best the Republicans have.
pam Miner over 12 years ago
I thought the good guy was supposed to win. Of course if you and your backers cheat like usual then democracy is dead.
jpozenel over 12 years ago
Wow!
I didn’t know who was behind the mask right up to the last panel.
What a surprise!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
If it is Romney, it will be a dark night for the 99%.
ickymungmung over 12 years ago
I thought Bane Capital had outsourced its pow! crush! bam!