In the USA:Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”3
heligmyer over 12 years ago
Or at least “All things considered.”
legaleagle48 over 12 years ago
Or just a simple “Yes.” Men can be totally stupid sometimes (and I should know — I AM one!)
vlechtja over 12 years ago
She bulges up in the second panel
cdward over 12 years ago
If you’re going to ask an obnoxious question, you should expect an obnoxious answer.
finkd over 12 years ago
If he had said that, there would be a smoking crater where he once stood after she pounded him into the ground like a tent stake.
jppjr over 12 years ago
A closed mouth gathereth no foot.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
The funniest joke in the world involved comments from a bystander about a baby on a bus.
J Short over 12 years ago
I think that’s the crow pose in yoga.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
The Crow is more overtly concupiscent. Usually needs some supporting practitioners.
NE1956 over 12 years ago
Yeah but I don’t think his foot can bend in that direction.
goweeder over 12 years ago
It can NOW.
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
How about a omelet… You already have the egg on your face.
gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago
And he may not make it until tomorrow if he keeps it up.
wes tnt over 12 years ago
i’d have stuck with "absolutely, gorgeous!’
pawpawbear over 12 years ago
How about, “You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you’re in.”?
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
A boy was told to never say anything bad about anyone.So, at a dance, he said to the lady: “Gee, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl!”
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
Or another time, his mother told him to go nex door and see how old Mrs. Johnson was.“She says ‘none of your business how old I am!’”
boldyuma over 12 years ago
@Rockngolfer..was that the Flip Wilson joke about
a banana for your monkey?
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
In the USA:Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”3
iced tea over 12 years ago
SWULP! I never heard that word before. Does that mean to take a person’s foot and stick it in their mouths?
:p