B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 13, 2012

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    heligmyer  over 12 years ago

    Or at least “All things considered.”

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    legaleagle48  over 12 years ago

    Or just a simple “Yes.” Men can be totally stupid sometimes (and I should know — I AM one!)

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    vlechtja  over 12 years ago

    She bulges up in the second panel

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    cdward  over 12 years ago

    If you’re going to ask an obnoxious question, you should expect an obnoxious answer.

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    finkd  over 12 years ago

    If he had said that, there would be a smoking crater where he once stood after she pounded him into the ground like a tent stake.

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    jppjr  over 12 years ago

    A closed mouth gathereth no foot.

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    The funniest joke in the world involved comments from a bystander about a baby on a bus.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    I think that’s the crow pose in yoga.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    The Crow is more overtly concupiscent. Usually needs some supporting practitioners.

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    NE1956  over 12 years ago

    Yeah but I don’t think his foot can bend in that direction.

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    goweeder  over 12 years ago

    It can NOW.

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    jtviper7  over 12 years ago

    How about a omelet… You already have the egg on your face.

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    gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    And he may not make it until tomorrow if he keeps it up.

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    wes tnt  over 12 years ago

    i’d have stuck with "absolutely, gorgeous!’

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    pawpawbear  over 12 years ago

    How about, “You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you’re in.”?

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    A boy was told to never say anything bad about anyone.So, at a dance, he said to the lady: “Gee, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl!”

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    Or another time, his mother told him to go nex door and see how old Mrs. Johnson was.“She says ‘none of your business how old I am!’”

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    @Rockngolfer..was that the Flip Wilson joke about

    a banana for your monkey?

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    In the USA:Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”3

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    SWULP! I never heard that word before. Does that mean to take a person’s foot and stick it in their mouths?

    :p

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