You shine the spoon and then hold the bottom close to your face….It makes it look like you’ve got a really big nose! That’s what I do with mine…..It makes me giggle….
The world’s upside down on that side of the spoon. Brew is holding it correctly. Just because we use them for eating home-made planetside doesn’t mean anyone outside the good Dr.‘s lab has ever had that privilege. Genius’ know the correct use of the spoon is to lick its bowl and use the cohesive power of spit to hang more of them on your face than your friends..I suspect nature endowed Brew with so many Bigg particles to compensate for his ability to hit any moving target from a moving platform. Thus his natural trig ability never expands past hitting stuff to conquest of the 7th dimension...
Thus Skeeve and Aahz can waltz right in and rake in all the dough.
ps ALGURK: pizza dough takes a very delicate touch to spin out a perfect round. Those bulky electrical gloves would just bruise and tear the crust.
JP – theory is what happens to hypoths after a few bugs have been eliminated. Law is when a whole bunch a bugs have been squashed..They’re still smashing bugs on MC Squared. Someday, someone is going to find the speed of light isn’t 299km/sec and the whole shebang is going to need recalculation.
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
May the farce be with you.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Poor Brewster. Love your parody, Tim.
Varnes over 12 years ago
You shine the spoon and then hold the bottom close to your face….It makes it look like you’ve got a really big nose! That’s what I do with mine…..It makes me giggle….
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
The moron readings are even higher in that domed building in Washington D.C.
Bittermelon of Truth over 12 years ago
I wonder how Brewster’s brain — if you recall is smaller than bacteria — can produce such large quantities of Bigg Morons.
pcolli over 12 years ago
Science takes a lot of theories as fact. Sounds like faith and belief to me.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s hard to believe that Dr. Mel’s preliminary studies didn’t postulate the proximity of the Bigg Moron particle to Brewster.
Empirical evidence of such a link, while not proof, should have been piling up for decades, suggesting a path for further research.
If he were tutoring Winky in the scientific method, and Winky overlooked such obvious pointers, why, surely, Dr. Mel would have his spleen!
luvcmx over 12 years ago
How come Dr. Mel always wears long black rubber gloves? What does he know that he’s not telling us?
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Three puns in one strip (thanks, dr.mel!) and nobody remarks on them?!
BrianLupiani over 12 years ago
@pcolli Science only takes fact as fact. The word “theory” doesn’t mean the same thing in scientific terminology as it does in general everyday use.
I wonder if this “theory” confusion exists in other languages?
An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove over 12 years ago
The Clod particle? nicely done.
mrsullenbeauty over 12 years ago
Must be a sub-elementary particle.
Mr. Rickard is having a blast with this latest science news, and I’m enjoying the fallout!
ironflange over 12 years ago
Load Brewster into the collider, he’ll prove a gold mine of bigg morons.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
Brewster should be put in the Witless Protection Program.
McSpook over 12 years ago
Brewster is obviously the victim of a saboteur, who slipped him a defective spoon with the concave part on the underside.Poor fellow, he’s doomed.
bopard over 12 years ago
The world’s upside down on that side of the spoon. Brew is holding it correctly. Just because we use them for eating home-made planetside doesn’t mean anyone outside the good Dr.‘s lab has ever had that privilege. Genius’ know the correct use of the spoon is to lick its bowl and use the cohesive power of spit to hang more of them on your face than your friends..I suspect nature endowed Brew with so many Bigg particles to compensate for his ability to hit any moving target from a moving platform. Thus his natural trig ability never expands past hitting stuff to conquest of the 7th dimension...
Thus Skeeve and Aahz can waltz right in and rake in all the dough.
ps ALGURK: pizza dough takes a very delicate touch to spin out a perfect round. Those bulky electrical gloves would just bruise and tear the crust.
bopard over 12 years ago
Dr. Mel must be stopped before his devise gets into the hands of registered voters.
bopard over 12 years ago
JP – theory is what happens to hypoths after a few bugs have been eliminated. Law is when a whole bunch a bugs have been squashed..They’re still smashing bugs on MC Squared. Someday, someone is going to find the speed of light isn’t 299km/sec and the whole shebang is going to need recalculation.
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
Someone must have been abducted again.