Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2012

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    A diamond?

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    Peabody-Martini  over 12 years ago

    If you’re eating out, nothing on the menu.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    The guy by the window? FBI. Funny story, 10 panels later he was crushed by an Acme safe…go figure….

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Depends on who’s paying.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Bicycles are like marriages, they can be very dangerous and injurious to your physical and financial health. One must learn to ride and navigate both, carefully.Hope you’re feeling better.

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    Proginoskes  over 12 years ago

    Learn how to use your’ apostrophe’s, people!!!

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    ChrissyT  over 12 years ago

    Water.

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    No matter what you order, it won’t be right.

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    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    May I recommend our vegan filet mignon?

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    roctor  over 12 years ago

    Everything/nothing.

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    flyertom  over 12 years ago

    I like rare prime rib, the wife likes fish. I assault her visual senses with a bloody plate, and she stinks up the place.We’ve been married 43 years.

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    Whilst I appreciate and applaud your preferences, I must point out that perhaps vegetables have an opinion on the matter.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @pcolli

    Excellent point. Perhaps we should direct Clark’s attention to “The Secret Life of Plants” by Peter Tompkins.Nobody’s getting off this planet without a good dose of guilt.

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    BluePumpkin  over 12 years ago

    Since waiters usually ask the ladies what they want to order first, just have what she’s having . . . she may still want to scowl out of force of habit, but there’s not much she can do.

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    Gokie5  over 12 years ago

    “Carbs make you fat” vs. “fat makes you fat” wars.

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    ckvparsec Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Am I losing perspective or is the guy by the window drawn in miniature?

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    I have a hunch he should be more afraid of whatever the humpback waiter has really got on the burner…It’s alive!

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    dabugger  over 12 years ago

    Oh how nice to hear someone speak up and say specifically what he thinks. Otherwise, no bull….t…..

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Linguist

    Re “Bicycles are like marriages”.

    Excellent advice here, from one who’s been there and done that. If only readers of your post took to heart the solid food for thought contained therein, there would be would be a lot of physical and financial damage avoided.Lawyers and bicycle manufacturers wouldn’t be too happy with you, though.Come to think of it, what are you trying to do, sabotage an already weak economy? We need to keep capital flowing, not choke it off.Food for thought? Scrapple, scrapple, scrapple.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    I find it a shame that people who don’t know how to use apostrophes greedily hog so many, and uselessly. Perhaps someone would lend me some of theirs. And billionaires and the3000 “Americans” with two and one-half times our national debt in their Cayman coffers, please be alert and follow the precedent. I can use apostrophes too.

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    The Old Wolf  over 12 years ago

    A different wife…

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    Spamgaard  over 12 years ago

    Or a round of e.coli…

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    lecrenb  over 12 years ago

    Wine… the scowl should go away after the second bottle…

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    Can't Sleep  over 12 years ago

    A divorce lawyer?

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    treered  over 12 years ago

    let HER order it…

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Linguist

    See my post to you at Shoe. Any guilt feelings yet?

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    why is there all this assuming that is his wife? His Mom could be with him, after all.

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