Bicycles are like marriages, they can be very dangerous and injurious to your physical and financial health. One must learn to ride and navigate both, carefully.Hope you’re feeling better.
Excellent point. Perhaps we should direct Clark’s attention to “The Secret Life of Plants” by Peter Tompkins.Nobody’s getting off this planet without a good dose of guilt.
Since waiters usually ask the ladies what they want to order first, just have what she’s having . . . she may still want to scowl out of force of habit, but there’s not much she can do.
Excellent advice here, from one who’s been there and done that. If only readers of your post took to heart the solid food for thought contained therein, there would be would be a lot of physical and financial damage avoided.Lawyers and bicycle manufacturers wouldn’t be too happy with you, though.Come to think of it, what are you trying to do, sabotage an already weak economy? We need to keep capital flowing, not choke it off.Food for thought? Scrapple, scrapple, scrapple.
I find it a shame that people who don’t know how to use apostrophes greedily hog so many, and uselessly. Perhaps someone would lend me some of theirs. And billionaires and the3000 “Americans” with two and one-half times our national debt in their Cayman coffers, please be alert and follow the precedent. I can use apostrophes too.
Varnes over 12 years ago
A diamond?
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
If you’re eating out, nothing on the menu.
Varnes over 12 years ago
The guy by the window? FBI. Funny story, 10 panels later he was crushed by an Acme safe…go figure….
Linguist over 12 years ago
Depends on who’s paying.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Bicycles are like marriages, they can be very dangerous and injurious to your physical and financial health. One must learn to ride and navigate both, carefully.Hope you’re feeling better.
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
Learn how to use your’ apostrophe’s, people!!!
ChrissyT over 12 years ago
Water.
pcolli over 12 years ago
No matter what you order, it won’t be right.
jreckard over 12 years ago
May I recommend our vegan filet mignon?
roctor over 12 years ago
Everything/nothing.
flyertom over 12 years ago
I like rare prime rib, the wife likes fish. I assault her visual senses with a bloody plate, and she stinks up the place.We’ve been married 43 years.
pcolli over 12 years ago
Whilst I appreciate and applaud your preferences, I must point out that perhaps vegetables have an opinion on the matter.
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@pcolli
Excellent point. Perhaps we should direct Clark’s attention to “The Secret Life of Plants” by Peter Tompkins.Nobody’s getting off this planet without a good dose of guilt.
BluePumpkin over 12 years ago
Since waiters usually ask the ladies what they want to order first, just have what she’s having . . . she may still want to scowl out of force of habit, but there’s not much she can do.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
“Carbs make you fat” vs. “fat makes you fat” wars.
ckvparsec Premium Member over 12 years ago
Am I losing perspective or is the guy by the window drawn in miniature?
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
I have a hunch he should be more afraid of whatever the humpback waiter has really got on the burner…It’s alive!
dabugger over 12 years ago
Oh how nice to hear someone speak up and say specifically what he thinks. Otherwise, no bull….t…..
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@Linguist
Re “Bicycles are like marriages”.Excellent advice here, from one who’s been there and done that. If only readers of your post took to heart the solid food for thought contained therein, there would be would be a lot of physical and financial damage avoided.Lawyers and bicycle manufacturers wouldn’t be too happy with you, though.Come to think of it, what are you trying to do, sabotage an already weak economy? We need to keep capital flowing, not choke it off.Food for thought? Scrapple, scrapple, scrapple.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
I find it a shame that people who don’t know how to use apostrophes greedily hog so many, and uselessly. Perhaps someone would lend me some of theirs. And billionaires and the3000 “Americans” with two and one-half times our national debt in their Cayman coffers, please be alert and follow the precedent. I can use apostrophes too.
The Old Wolf over 12 years ago
A different wife…
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
Or a round of e.coli…
lecrenb over 12 years ago
Wine… the scowl should go away after the second bottle…
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
A divorce lawyer?
treered over 12 years ago
let HER order it…
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@Linguist
See my post to you at Shoe. Any guilt feelings yet?
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
why is there all this assuming that is his wife? His Mom could be with him, after all.