Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 23, 2012

A subsidiary of Dewey, Cheetum & Howe.

He must be a political consultant.- probably to the GNC.

It seems to be a perfect name.

wasn’t Cheetum one of Tarzan’s allies?

Bain Security…You don’t have to vote for them, but don’t mess with them…sayin’

Well, as far as I know you don’t have to vote for them….yet…..we’ll see…..anything seems possible this year….

How socially conscious! A doorknob that can be reached by dwarves! (Or, that is one tall door!)

@Linguist

Tickled under the testicles by the tempestuous touch of time?Where the hell is a copy of the Excentric when needed by me?Just wish that had seen it when it was in publication!Please know that you are responsible for another sleepless night on the part of this poster for that post of yours.Don’t feel guilty, though.Loved that post.

@secretary

Secretaries everywhere know the real story.This secretary at the R&R campaign HQ has been fired (Donald Trump approved).(Also approved by Daddy Big Bucks)-"I like firing people!.A cardboard box and high living on food stamps and welfare awaits you!

@Secretary

Please find another exquisite cardboard box for me alongside yours!Have heard that misery loves company.So much for our 1st Amendment rights!Maybe we should have kept our mouths shut!America 2012 following an R&R win.It was all Obama"s fault!

some of the rest of us aren’t so different, just don’t get the hourly

Didn’t Hank Williams have a song, ’I’ve got heartaches by the hour?" Seems with a slight change of words, this guy could make it his company song.

@algurka

………heartaches by the number, troubles by the score…….…..every day you love me less, each day I love you more………..but the day that I stop countin’, that’s the day my world will end.R&R win in November. The end.

Good Choice!!

Scored some Ambien yesterday with the witch doctor if you need some…

Alternate names for White House and Congress

@Vonne Anton

If you can provide some directions to your place, will be right over.Hope you can also provide a (full) bottle of Jack Daniels.Need help desperately!

Not to be confused with the law firm of Skrume, Cheatham, and Howe.

Scratching down below can be cured by applying the correct shampoo / lotion. In future be careful, those little parasites get everywhere.

@Vonne Anton

Will be depending upon your charity, as am a member of the 99%, and can’t afford either the Ambien or the Jack Daniels to wash it down with!Can only hope there’s enough gas in my car to make it to your place and back.

@Ryan Maitland

Law firm used exclusively for consultation by R&R.Great post.

@pcolli

Thanks for that.Linguist took too long to advise me. Will try this.

look at my avatar, that’s my grandson at our favorite cheesesteak place in Claymont, DE. Habbersett will mail you scrapple, here’s the linkhttp://www.habbersettscrapple.com/mail_orders/index.htm

The headquarters of FOX NEWS…….

Today’s commenters get an A+.

morosemoose & LinuxOs, there must be a Frau Blucher in there somewhere as well.

At least they’ll never be sued for making false claims!

Your post has produced an itch down in the nether regions in me also.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You know what they say about an itch that can’t be scratched…..Sorry, I didn’t get back to you. Sometime the real world interferes with my enjoyment on GoComics.BTW, Dewey, Cheetum, & Howe have been the law firm for Tom and Ray Magloizzi, aka Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers from NPR’s Car Talk for over twenty years. The principal attorney is Hugh Louis Dewey, known to the denizens of Harvard Square as Hughie Louie Dewey.

Linguist does not share my fondness for scrapple and disses it as the taste being akin to camel dung in his opinion!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are absolutely correct !However, I love REAL Philadelphia cheesesteaks and Tastykakes aren’t too shabby either.

For itching in the nether regions or elsewhere, Dr. Linguist recommends Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.For those sleepless nights, if one doesn’t wish to imbibe in hard liquor, then a visit to Carlo Rossi is the prescription. A jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano, ( should be kept chilled in the fridge ) is the perfect antidote for insomnia caused by my warped sense of humor.

@GigantorCheetham Funeral Home – Pawtucket 1012 Newport Avenue Pawtucket, RI 02861 – I drive by it all the time. Also Tom and Ray Magliozzi, of NPR’s Car Talk radio program, named their business corporation “Dewey, Cheetham & Howe”. Their corporate offices are located on a third-floor office in Harvard Square in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

“Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.”

@MrBribery: You must be thinking of Cheeto, Tarzan’s monkey size-kick.

Side-kick

My favorite Law firm name: Thwing, Lowe, Sweet, Sherry, Ott, Cummings, Fortner, Clary, Mead & Holm.

No to be confused with the firm of Soo, Grabbitt, and Runn.

@philyfanstukinmi

Wow. Great.Thanks for that post to me.Checked the store locator, and, of course, none near me.First try, couldn’t reach the website.Had typed in too many s’s.Prices are high, will opt for a $25 package at Christmas , as only available Oct.-Mar.Many thanks for the tip-have posted to “favorites”.Finally, my tastebuds will once again enjoy scrapple.It’s been many moons.Thanks again, and will wish you luck with the Detroit. fans who surround you.

@Linguist

Thanks for the Carlo Rossi Pisano suggestion.Hope it’s affordable, as finances are strained.Will try some scrapple to celebrate the holiday, and not mention it to you. Know your sentiments in this regard.Loved the post regarding troublesome scrotums.

@bmonk

……..Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.Please refer to YouTube-The Three Stooges Pie fight-1941.Have it saved here, and really boosts the spirits when needing a Stooges fix.

@denis1112

End of Clinton admin-$236 billion surplus.End of Bush admin-$11.9 TRILLION debt.And it’s all Obama’s fault?