The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 24, 2012

O U C H…

No, but it cooks in three minutes.

This led to the classic novel: No Noodles in Constantinople.

Try new flavors: ‘Hearty Hun’, ‘Vegetarian Vandal’, ‘Gothic Delight’, . . .

As long as there are broke college kids, the empire will survive. What’s that? College kids aren’t broke anymore, their parents are? A whole new market opens up…..!!

Pasta performance doesn’t mein a thing… always gotta keep elbowing your way pho-ward…

hahaahahaaaaa

All on board…

Sounds like someone is anti-pasta.

Try renaming it for the kiddies, something like “Noodle Bob Square Pasta.”

If the Crocs ever do away with Rat in PBS they could make up a big pot of Vermincelli.

I’m surprised that there’s no mention of the canoodling that is so often suggested as a factor in the fall of the Roman Empire.

Looks as if the CEO’s in hot water.

Really disgusting: Pastis pasta tastes like goat, pig, and rat stew.

One time, I lived on that stuff.

All aboard the train…

Say it isn’t so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No college for me, just military and we didn’t have luxury items like Top Ramen. Warm bier and bratwurst every day for 2 years, now that’ll make a man outta ya. He should switch his work force over to the Ceasar dressing factory.

Not all sucessful strips are funny or drawn. Play with photoshop and try again. look at Frog Applause.

OMG, Luvcmx Radish is onto my little deception.

But how could I think this way if there were anything left in my brain?

Finally! Death to the ramen. Yuck.

Thirty lashes with a wet noodle.

Actually if your going to go Maruchan brand, their yakisoba is better than instant ramen. http://www.maruchan.com/maruchan_yakisoba.html

Was the leader’s name Caeser Salad?

Did Nero fiddle while Ramen burned? That, of course, is a silly question because fiddles had not been invented during the Ramen empire.

Never going to happen. Believe me I’m Asian…Though I suppose it could happen with this company if more and more people decide to eat the better spicy version (Shin Ramyun) :)