The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 26, 2012
July 25, 2012
July 27, 2012
Transcript:
Brutus: I'm not happy with this watch. I'd like my cash back. Clerk: We can't accept this return. Brutus: When I paid for this, you said there was a cash-back guarantee if not completely satisfactory! Clerk: Yes, but we are completely satisfied with your cash!
Sportymonk over 12 years ago
Lifetime guarantees also! Usually good for the life of the product. Once saw a garden hose that had a lifetime guarantee but you had to pay shipping and it cost more than the hose.
iced tea over 12 years ago
What a crook!
angelfiredragon over 12 years ago
most warranty’s are crap, they have all kinds of small print that state why it’s not covered. I once paid extra for a full bumper to bumper extended car warranty and everything that broke was considered wear and tear and they told me if your bumper randomly falls off we’ll cover that. Basically they would not cover anything that would actually break, big waste of money.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
unfortunately…my wife came with a life warranty…..
derlehrer over 12 years ago
The comments on this thread remind me of a car dealer whose commercial stated (something like):.“If you can find just like this one anywhere else, for less money, we’ll give you the car free-of-charge!”.The “hook” was just like this one – If the other car you found didn’t have a scratch on the left front fender (just like this one), they weren’t obligated to give it to you.
lectricdude over 12 years ago
…next time use a credit card Brutus, let the CC company “go to bat” for you…
K M over 12 years ago
Reminds of the trash hauler who advertised “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back.”
derlehrer over 12 years ago
“Ah,but it would be impossible to find a car just like the one on their lot….”-——————————————————————————————Right! That was my point!.They never had to fulfill the “promise” because of that.