Pickles by Brian Crane for July 23, 2012

smelling aids; that’ll be the day

How can he smell better if he has his finger uphis nose Nelson?

If the kid smells more, it’s not his nose that needs adjusting but his hygiene.

“No, madam. It stinks, you smell.” — Ben Johnson(though I leave it to the reader as an exercise to actually look it up for accuracy.)

By that logic, baseball players must be the worlds greatest lovers because they keep adjusting their…uh…you know whats.

And I just ate, I think I am going to throw up now

some kids are built upside down. Their nose runs and their feet smell.

No that’s not the same Nelson

It may also make breathing a little easier.

I can screw my head off.

This is the fourth week of 2009 rerun mode.

A farmer had a goat whos nose had been cut off. When asked how it smelled he replied “Just as bad as ever.”

Rim Shot!

why would the kid put a hearing aid in his nose????

yeh. so, we get to relive all the lame shots from the last 2 1/2 years….

I thought I had seen this joke several months ago, but they were talking in the living room. :-s

He who goes to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.