JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 02, 2012

“Driving like usual”…

Joe’s mom has been a horrendous driver forever – you’d think every police officer in the area would already know her by now.

Why does husband ride with her to see will not make any difference?

Good one.

To reference an old PSA: “You can learn a lot from a dummy…buckle your seat belt!!”

I saw a middle-aged woman brushing her teeth this morning.

Potrzeble: Was she doing it one-handed in her mouth, or with both hands, outside? The former equals cell phone, the latter texting.

Seems to me brushing your teeth would take less attention than using a cell phone. You don’t have to think about what the toothbrush is saying.

One handed!!!!

I have seen guys shaving (electric shaver in one hand) and women brushing their hair (with BOTH hands) while driving down the freeway at more than 60 mph (100 KPH for those outside the U.S.). But the worst have been the cell-phone users weaving across lanes like a DUI.

uh oh… two tickets wouldn’t be too awesome…