Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 22, 2012

ah, but someone IS listening and watching.and they are laughing

I’ve actually had that happen.

Fanning the calendar. Easier and stealthier than winding the clock.

Horses can crack their hooves?

Count yourself lucky, Horace; at least it isn’t saying, “FEEEEED MEEEEE!”

Apparently…. Horace also lost the staring contest…. with this plant…. ! ! !

horse has knuckles?

They can and they do. Then you have to call the farrier to repair the damage.

Plants have this thing about exact water, nutrient, light. I’ve got the onions that volunteer every year in the rose bushes, but they won’t grow in the garden.

Dumb horse

Patience, grasshopper.