Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 30, 2012

So Brewster is good at something.

Go Brewster, with your mad skills!

Hungry hippos? Hungry hippos would go to the nearest fodder, not chase Brew.

Just out of curiosity, does anybody have a clue about what “Hey Jude” has to do with the world Olympics? Wasn’t that a song Paul wrote about John Lennons’s son’s first girlfriend?

The Hunger Games is an event now?

HH Hippos has to be the worst game ever. The one thing they don’t show you in the commercials, how intolerably loud the thing is.

During the diving competitions, Cliff does a perfect KerPLUNK!

A Hungry Hungry Hippos event? That’s just stupid. Ker-Plunk, now, that would be a great idea.

It’s the only game that would keep Brewster’s attention.

I once heard a comedian refer to Hippos as “marbivores” (as opposed to carnivores). It was humorous when he said it – when I say it – not so much.

Brewster would be good at wrestling. Don’t underestimate him he is an adonis.

But “Hungry Hungry Hippos” isn’t a video game. How’s Brewster – child of the future, remember – going to deal with it?

I KNEW IT!!!!!! YEAAAAAAA BREWSTER