Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 07, 2012
August 06, 2012
August 08, 2012
Transcript:
Who invented okay? Some judges in Iowa came up with it. In the beginning, they used their gavels to hit balls with. But soon, a rash of sore backs from bending over so much led to the evolution of the modern-day croquet mallet. Too bad judges don't use mallets instead of gavels in court today- they could easily bop people on the witness stand lying under oath. Speaking of not telling the truth...
comicgos over 12 years ago
LOL – I was thinking the same thing Rover!
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well said, Red…sounds like we have a future hanging judge in the making!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Red is it true that you are a chronic and habitual liar?
Foghorn Leghorn over 12 years ago
Another Roy Bean in the making ;>)
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I don’t know why but when I typed that I was thinking of Witness For the Prosecution.
TexMichael over 12 years ago
Red is a politician in the making. He would fit in just fine on either side of the aisle. Could be a reporter too, facts are irrelevant..
LeoAutodidact over 12 years ago
Obviously Red is Irish!
While Blarney is innate, it needs to be cultivated and honed by years of diligent practice in order to reach it’s true flowering.
Keep it up, Laddie! One day you’ll be the beloved Grand-Pap enthralling the little ones with “what-should-have-beens.”
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
And the judges hid extra mallets under their robes. (I was going to say extra balls, but some people might get the wrong idea).
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Alrighty Red..Pull my other leg and tell us the story
of the famous Chicken Croquets.