Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 07, 2012
August 06, 2012
August 08, 2012
Transcript:
Who invented okay? Some judges in Iowa came up with it. In the beginning, they used their gavels to hit balls with. But soon, a rash of sore backs from bending over so much led to the evolution of the modern-day croquet mallet. Too bad judges don't use mallets instead of gavels in court today- they could easily bop people on the witness stand lying under oath. Speaking of not telling the truth...
Obviously Red is Irish!
While Blarney is innate, it needs to be cultivated and honed by years of diligent practice in order to reach it’s true flowering.
Keep it up, Laddie! One day you’ll be the beloved Grand-Pap enthralling the little ones with “what-should-have-beens.”