Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 05, 2012

It’s called " Selective Memory ". I get accused of having that ,and "Selective Hearing ", all the time !

Translated for people who do not understand Ed. Shut Up Your Mouth – I trying to watch TV.

thanks for the memories!

Mutual avoidance – the key to a happy marriage!

My elderly mother-in-law doesn’t have trouble remembering things. It’s the R.S.S. that drives everyone insane. (Repetitive Story Syndrome).

Stop me if you’ve heard this.

gmartin, Hey, hey, I intend to be an old man someday…(Only sixty, now…)….so settle down…

Man, I was going ask Wiley a question but, I can’t remember what it was……somethin’ about somethin’….

Does anybody have any chocolate pudding?

Maybe the entire cast of Mary Worth can try this technique on Wilbur and Dawn to make them stop going onandonandonandon about their ship sinking experience.

jreckard, pause….please pause….

Man, that’s The Bickersons and The Lockhorns all rolled into one!

Yes, and the correct answer should always be “Yes, now be quiet.”

For many of us, this is a recurring dream…. or nightmare, depending on how you remember it. Whatever…..

Edna, it might help if you toss the TV out the window and whack him on the head with a rubber mallet. He would remember that… unless you whack him too hard.

Somehow I suspect Wiley doesn’t have fond memories of wedded bliss…has anyone seen a strip of his that depicted a loving couple?

“Does anybody have any chocolate pudding?”#That reminds me of the time when…#Hey, wait, did you hear the joke about the Rabbi and the Taliban Terrorist? Well, a Rabbi walks into a bar, sees the Terrorist and starts singing “:Hey Mr. Taliban, tali-me banana”.#Oh, heck, I forget what happens next!

A lot of people my age are having memory issues, but mine must be getting better. My wife says I’m remembering things that never even happened!

Hey! It’s just us seniors’ way of memory refresh. We have to refresh every few minutes or else it’s gone forever. So in summary, let me repeat . . . Wait, what was I saying?? Oh well, it’s a good thing we can still drive.

So much of America. BURNT OUT!

“You mean she’s one of those ’Did I ever tell you about the time………’That’s usually the province of old men."It’s also the province of old women. My mom was a past master at it, and as you, a frequent commenter, can see, I’m there now. However, I believe that as of yet I can recall when I’ve mentioned something before. Give me ten years, or maybe five. . . .

About the only thing husbands can do to keep from talking to their spousal units is to fake that the question has been asked, then answer it definitively just as Ed has done.It works most every time, however, so long as you can prevent your spousal unit from reading Non Sequitur, that’s all the better, for then your secret is safe.

I love circular logic, but this conversation doesn’t make the full circle.

Women seem to remember everything. is it because they don’t have a woman to take care of?

. . And yet oddly enough, it is more frequently old men who choose to remarry when widowed than old women.

that is percisely why i am not married anymore. no wife, no kids, no bs, and no honey do list. total peace and quiet. and i drive highway tractor so i dont talk to a lot of people.