Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 16, 2012
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week: Wholly Fighting! God-Man is on patrol, when... God-Man Fan Club Man #1: God-Man likes OUR club better! God-Man Booster Society Man #2: Yer all wet! God-Man: Hey, kids! I told you last week to STOP FIGHTING!! Man #1: Exactly! But these jerks STILL keep fightin' that fact that we're best! Man #2: It's these bums who refuse to give in to us! God-Man: Let me be very clear. BOTH sides: STOP FIGHTING! NOW! Man #1: God-Man has spoken. Man #2: Yes, he wants us all to peacefully agree that OUR club is right! Man #3: No, that OUR club is right! WHAT I WANT IS A STOP TO ALL FIGHTING Man #1: Look! Man #2: The clouds! Man #3: It's a signal from God-Man! Man #1: What can that MEAN? Man #2: It means that either you stop fighting us, or we're justified in using ANY FORCE NECESSARY. Man #1: You an' what army? Man #2: That does it! By decree of God-Man: ATTACK! To be continued...and continued...and continued...and...
Donaldo Premium Member over 12 years ago
the real questions of course is: who created God-man?
crlinder over 12 years ago
With God on Our Side – Bob Dylan
jonahblue over 12 years ago
Wow, Ruben, you finally got something about God right! Even people who read his message to us don’t always get it. Those who do realize that to know truth you have to know him. Ask him and he will begin to share with you who he is, and how much you mean to him. I’ve seen it happen time and again when it’s something someone truly wants. “You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.” (Jeremiah 29:13)
ianrey over 12 years ago
Can God-Man create a group of people so stupid even he can’t teach them?
Banjo Evans over 12 years ago
I love God-Man so much I feel like punching someone!
Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago
Kind of sums up organized religion…not a clue.
crlinder over 12 years ago
Nice paradox. I also like the statement. “I always lie.”