Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 06, 2012

My cougar sense is tingling …

Good one!

But NOT with your mother. My experiences of threesomes usually means that somebody doesn’t get as much fun as the other two, no matter how fair one tries to be.

Menage a grandma? I’d recommend he have a menage a moi.

ever take your mother on your honeymoon, especially when she looks like that.

How can she think that? They seem to be getting along really well.

No doubt you have the wrong hat.

Archie Andrews I presume?

“Wear the FOX hat”….. was what she THOUGHT her sister said…. when she told her they were taking mom on their honeymoon in Mansanilllo, MX…. Steven had always prefered the shaved beaver from Skagway….

Looks like he’s taking Mom on the honeymoon. And after the honeymoon, too.

He just want a good relationship with his mother-in-law.

“But this will be his last marriage Olympics now that he’s won both the gold and the brunette.”

pardon the plaigarism, but: her momma’s a cougar and her hubbie’s a cheetah

Maybe the poor girl doesn’t like sharing her “Ken doll”. But she can’t complain because Mom did pay for the wedding and the Honeymoon, plus she owes the time share they are using.

Well there’s stage mothers..I guess you can have a bedroom mom.