Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 12 years ago

    Fat person: Oh , great wizard! Can i please die? Wizard: I have just the thing. Person: What’d he give you? Fat person: A coupon to go to Hell

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 12 years ago

    What could the wizard give Jon to make Garfield lose weight? No matter how much you motivate that feline to exercise, he just won’t do it.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 12 years ago

    After the zumba lessons, the wiz can treat him for back problems.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @peasant

    That was not the Wiz we all know and love.That was Paul Ryan masquerading as the Wiz today.He’s got vouchers for Medicare in the cupboard for Medicare recipients. Thought we wouldn’t recognise you Paul, huh?And he’s brewing up some pretty hefty tax cuts for the 1% along with the spirit in the vat.Right now he’s trying to bribe Henry to convince Obama to give the White House back.

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    lutherg1  over 12 years ago

    Who exactly are “we all?”

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    librisleo  over 12 years ago

    @Guard SGT

    The Usurper is already out of office. Gore actually won.

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    angelfiredragon  over 12 years ago

    Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t mean they are out of touch.

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    ClayManBob  over 12 years ago

    What’s up with the political stuff? You’re taking all the fun out of the comics! Go away, trolls.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Guard SGT

    You don’t like Obama?

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @lutherg1

    We all know who “we all” are. Reeps are not saying so, but Wall Street is salivating big time. Iran’s on the agenda, too. Great for defense industry profits.More intriguing details to follow as we watch the campaign unfold.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Redkaycei Repoc

    “right wing vowed to wreck the country rather than let Obama be re-elected”MSNBC reported that reeps met the very night of Obama"s inaugural ball a few blocks from the inaugural ball to hatch this scheme. Gingrich was on the show and confirmed that this was indeed the case. Obama , with a Dem house and Senate made the unforgivable error of trying to work out bipartisan agreements that reeps never had any intention of letting happen. Strike one.Fast forward to 2010, when reeps regain control of the House. Strike two.2012-if Obama loses, that’s strike 3. “we all” (of the 99%) are OUT for good.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Guard SGT

    Mr.(choke)Limbaugh? Surely you jest.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Guard SGT

    Am curious as to details of your lunch. My guess is tofu laced with a heavy dose of strychnine to produce the anti-Obama portions of your rants. Inquiring minds want to know.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @bibliotechnique

    With an R&R win, were in for a long stretch of reruns.And the future doesn’t look good for Iranian citizens, either. More “Shock and Awe” over Tehran?

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Guard SGT

    Calling Florida a Gore win before the polls closed in the panhandle was a major mistake by the media. It likely had the effect of encouraging more reeps to vote cause those in the panhandle knew they were in the Central Time Zone. Made the results all the closer.Then, Hanging Chads, + Katherine Harris + Jeb Bush governor + right wing Supreme Court=presto! W!And the U.S. and Middle East has paid a heavy price ever since.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @bibliotechnique

    Have had nightmares ever since the hoopla in Norfolk in front of USS Wisconsin of R&R declaring “Mission Accomplished” regarding Iran on the deck of another aircraft carrier. W made the declaration on the deck of USS Abraham Lincoln. Mr. Lincoln will never forgive us for this disgrace when we get to the other side to join him.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    Please, let it not be on the deck of the Lincoln again.We’ve disgraced Honest Abe enough already.

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    BronyInk  almost 12 years ago

    Hey! Zumba is awesome and fun and a little bit painful actually…

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