Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 15, 2012

Too small of an S.U.V.

They need more horse per mile.

Looks like a real hay guzzler.

Isn’t she supposed to be on her cell phone while driving?It seems that all driving SUV’s around here are.

That’s no SUV, that’s a luxury camper.

Near Charlotte, NC., which is the last place I saw that combo? (OK, it was a pickup truck, but a huge one, and its owner was pretty unbelievable herself.)

At least her turn signal is not on for the next 20 miles. NOW THAT IS Annoying.

Only six horse power?

“Wonder what the 18-wheelers look like?”Twenty mule team borax.

Funnier in Spanish

@Willian Pursell

Exactly right. SUV’s call the shots. Wiz,curb your tendency toward a road rage incident.You have a decided advantage in any altercation.Come to think of it, why get involved at all? Just take Henry out of the back seat and settle their hash with a warning snort.

@AshburnStadium

Typical female.Say anything to them and they claim that it’s their prerogative to change their minds.Men will never come out ahead unless by ignoring them.Love reading your stories. All very pertinent to the situations where they’re inserted. Great.

@Alain Harper Harper

Please refer to today’s Broom Hilda. Posted to you there about your post to me yesterday on Wizard of Id, directed at statement made by me on Shoe . Thanks.

As a pickup truck driver I find that its the small cars who are not very good, they don’t want to be behind me so they will speed, get in front and slow down…I’ll pass, they’ll repeat. Its like gee people, I’m going faster than you why not let me go?

@Hillbillyman

Find that woman in Palmyra, Pa. and show her what a real redneck looks like and tell her to make up her damned mind. We’re sick of indecision plus excuses.

She’s missing the cell phone held up to her ear. :-)

@Hillbillyman

Thanks for that observation of the inadequacy of said SUV’ s powerplant. Missed that obvious shortcoming in the SUV’s forward motion. Explains everything and would help to avert a road rage incident and resulting violence if the Wiz factors this in to the situation.Love your posts for this reason. You catch the facts which many of us miss.

@Alain Harper

Glad you caught my post to you on the matter referred to.Another great post by you just above-agree completely, and thank you once again for calling me in thinking in terms of stereotypes. Its wrong every time we think in these terms.Thank you again.

@Alain Harper

Forgot to mention about missing comments. Have noticed this before, also.Believe there are those able to delete certain unwelcome posts.

The Chevy Subdivision.

Not an SUV it’s a Mobile Home

Looks more like Noah’s Ark on wheels…

That can’t be an SUV, she’s not yacking on a cell phone.

Wiz, you’ll only have to follow it until Midnight, when it turns back into a pumpkin.