Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2012

If only you’d bought Star Wars action figures…

Larry was switched at birth.

Third time around: Oh, what an imbecilic son Lawrence’s parents have.

Larry’s dad = Jason Fox. Just sayin’.

Beer has always been my best investment.

The Cal alum cartoonist takes a shot at Stanford.

I think we’re seeing the plot for “Animal House 2: The Next Generation”

College messed him up. I called it.

$1000 per week for beer? it’s no wonder Larry’s brain is seriously addled!

Oh, I thought there was something wrong with Larry until now…back off, dad!

That explains why Larry doesn’t live in the Eeta Eeta Zeeba house. Up to now I just figured it was because he had a wife and son. But his folks provided him with $208,000 for a four year education at Stanford (that is if Larry somehow managed to make it only four years) By his poor intlligence he clearly didn’t graduate so that would have been at least four years wasted. But was he this stupid when he entered college or did he fall in with the wrong crowd?

Looks like the University of Illinois for Larry

Larry getting a college degree? What a croc……k.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

They should meet Leopold’s parents at Scary Gary.

They say it is better to matricu late than never . . . they say that, not me, just saying . . . ☻

I first thought those were gold bars…..

Where’s Plods With Beer when you need him?

Larry went to college? According to an earlier strip, he dropped out of school in the 4th grade.

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/06/14

I told my parents to just start me a savings account and put money in it for investment purposes instead of sending me to college, after four years, they could quit making deposits, and I could use the funds for investing in start-up companies – the idea didn’t go over well.

My parents had a chance in 1975 to buy Apple stock – they passed on it. One of my teachers was married to a mid-level Apple executive at the time, and I overheard the conversation about investing in Apple. My parents could have been rich ….. sigh – oh well….

Beer is gud

Stanford!!!!! hahahahahahahaha =^..^=

Was that matriculate or micturate at Stanford?

No wonder if he tried for Stanford, he’d be kicked out in the first minute

Beer and porn gets you ever time.

Just because he’s incredibly stupid does not mean he didn’t graduate from college.

What’s the “born on” date on those beers? Or does he keep empty cans stacked neatly in his closet?

Larry’s dad isn’t all there, either, if he didn’t know his son was a complete imbecile.

He should have dropped his pipe :)

For those of you who really need to matriculate, make sure you alternate hands so you don’t build up muscles in just one of them.

And that is why he should’ve gone to college, with a decent job he could afford GOOD beer instead of that generic stuff he has in his closet. Ewww . . .

All that beer… Andy Capp would be green with envy!

xxx

Larry would be a good neighbor on Cul-de-sac with Buckethead Kevin.And, bring the beer.

Umm. A bucket of KFC. That’s living.

Any possibility he bought stock in Kentucky Fried Chicken since zebra is never on his menu?

I just think that in Larry’s family, the smarts skipped a generation….

Oh, we hadda carry Larry to the ferryOh, we hadda carry Larry to the shoreAnd the reason that we hadda carry Larry to the ferryWas that Larry couldn’t carry any more!

So…Larry is stupid, but his dad smokes. Who’s more stupid, the fool or the fool who follows him?In this case I mean it literally.

Excuse me, I got the croc frat wrong. It’s Zeeba Zeeba Eata.

I like the Crocs.

Matriculate means to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university.To go to college…

The chiken leg turn into beer