Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 21, 2012

So I’ll use the shop vac. Then I’ll get the shovel to dig a hole for the body…Justifiable homicide.

My wife keeps the broom, the mop and the vacuum in three different places.

Yup, that’s me and my husband.

My handy husband is not like this, but me… All I have to do is ask where a specific tool is or help to get the big ladder. My darling hubby will know he can do the job better than me, so he takes over. This has worked for almost 40 years now. :-)

i know where the vaccum & the mop is around here….my wife grabs me by the neck and shows me every time…..

I know where they are kept. It is just that whenever I head toward one, my wife demands to know why I want it, takes over, and complains about having to do what I intended to do in the first place.

The exact opposite in my house. I know where everything is…