Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 02, 2012
September 01, 2012
September 03, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Rob, tell Bucky he's not allowed to eat butter! Bucky: Rob, tell Satchel I'm allowed to eat butter! Rob: Satchel, Bucky eats tiny bits of it- you eat the whole tub and throw up. Satchel: Then I get to eat tiny bits of it, too! Rob: You can't just walk into the kitchen to eat butter, you have to do it in moderation. Satchel: Tell him he can't eat my dead things anymore, then! He throws them up! Bucky: Oh! Rob: If either of you are eating dead things; first, don't tell me, and second, do it in moderation. Bucky: Are you eating a pen? Satchel: What about Bucky's yarn stash? I bet they don't eat yarn in moderation! Rob: Who's "they"? Bucky: Bet they do. Moderation sounds like the craziest place on earth. Rob: Huh? Satchel: I guess the question is what won't they do in moderation! Ha ha! Bucky: They're, like moderatiacs.
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The#1BoiseStateFan about 12 years ago
He’s confused. REAL confused
Editer63 about 12 years ago
I guess one can be confused in moderation, too.
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
Do everything in Moderation. Then if you’re confused, it won’t affect me, because I never go there.
rf_eq about 12 years ago
rob’s moderating skills are being tested
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
Meanwhile, back at teh apartment. . . .
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
Well Rob, would you rather they ate living things?
Varnes about 12 years ago
Quite frankly, I think the world needs more moderatiacs…….I just got two young adult kitties….This isn’t that far fetched…OK, the talking animal part is, but seriously, I’ve had one cat before, but two makes you feel like Rob….
Varnes about 12 years ago
Obviously, one of Conley’s great love is words, (Which I, for one, think is the best human invention ever,), imagine what kind of book he could write….
starfighter441 about 12 years ago
As Lazurus Long said, “Everything to excess, moderation is for monks.”
PICTO about 12 years ago
Talking to your pets as if they were human is best done in moderation.
RoseHawke about 12 years ago
Does someone else write the Sunday strips? The whole “feel” of them seems different from the weekday strips.
fixer1967 about 12 years ago
This EXACT same joke ran in this strip a year or so ago.
route66paul about 12 years ago
Do you have any curtains of intact screen doors with your juvenile cats?
Logical Duck about 12 years ago
The trouble with cats and dogs is they take everything you say literally. So you have to speak with clarity.“Who is Clarity, and why do you have to speak with him?”
RoseyRel about 12 years ago
LOL!!!!
John Lamb Premium Member about 12 years ago
Moderation, isn’t that just down the highway from Cognito?
bmckee about 12 years ago
All things in moderation, including moderation.
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
Rat in trap this morning. Yahoo! Hubby says it’s a female so there may be more. I hope not. But we’ll keep the trap out just to be sure.
byamrcn about 12 years ago
“Moderatiacs”—we could use several hundred of those in Congress ASAP.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
where is this place you call Moderation?
naturally_easy about 12 years ago
I do extreme sports in moderation.