Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 10, 2012
August 09, 2012
August 11, 2012
Transcript:
Mom: So, Marigold. You're a unicorn. Marigold: I am. And if I were to let down my magical SHIELD of BORINGNESS, you would stand in awe. Mom: Is that so? Phoebe:So much awe, you'd be in AWE of the aw. Marigold: I mask my wonderfulness selflessly, for your protection. Dad: Um, thanks.
Basqueian over 12 years ago
No protection from that sharp ego, though. At least she’s nicer and prettier than Rat
TayoEXE over 12 years ago
Well, it’s already happened before to one poor mortal. Dakota stood in awe while not realizing how heavy her hair was getting.
dhwn over 12 years ago
I love how Da—I mean Phoebe’s mom—is twirling her hair.
rocketscientist over 12 years ago
The dad’s looking a bit Qi-gon-ish in the last panel.
Stellagal over 12 years ago
Looks like asparagus is for dinner.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yor’re welcome sir.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
It isn’t bragging if it’s true.
bopard over 12 years ago
So that’s what the shield looks like, starry paisley. . (wash yer hands mom)
starlilies over 12 years ago
Not lacking any self esteem there, that’s for sure…
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
It would be interesting to find out in the end that the ☼SHIELD of BORINGNESS☼ wasn’t active. It would mean Phoebe’s parents are awesome enough to withstand Marigold’s wonderfulness.
whitecarabao over 12 years ago
I amsure that, if asked, Marigold would admit that her greatest attribute was her humility. (wink, snicker)
snugharborman-catalog over 12 years ago
Hasn’t Marigold been raised to keep her paws off the table? She’d better not try that at MY mom’s house!
Mister-Edd over 12 years ago
Marigold has her fore-hooves and pasterns on the table. That is equivalent to our human finger to not quite the wrist.
Since she’s magical, we could assume she’s also got magically clean hooves.
No?