Monty by Jim Meddick for August 30, 2012
Transcript:
I queued up the movie... I made some popcorn, and I... I found this in your bathroom... Oh, that... That's not really OxyContin. See... I've been testing the placebo effect lately... And I had back pain so I put some Tic Tacs in a hand lettered bottle to make it more convincing and... No, no! Don't go! I'm not into hillbilly heroin! Seriously! I... I guess you won't be needing these tonight...
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Good grief! Monty’s got more pills than a pusher! He’ll be eating that popcorn alone again!
R2-Wolf over 12 years ago
Lots of people have completely legitimate pain killers in their bathrooms. Since Monty is somewhat of a klutz, it should actually be expected.I think little miss Nosy Britches should stay out of other peoples business.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
Wow, she really doesn’t like guys with back pain
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Too bad.I mean, yeah, she’s a bit nutty… she’s definitely not perfect….not even very attractive…
but she has a trait Monty’s been looking for for months.
Something he’s been completely unable to find, something he treasures in a woman:
She was gullible enough to say yes to a first date with him.
Sigh… back to square one….
Varnes over 12 years ago
My sacro and my illiac have been in a duel to the death for six years now. I too, have pain killers, but I keep them on my nightstand……Mmmmm….pop corn….
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Seriously, how come Americans all know so much about drugs? I love this strip, get the gag (misunderstood placebos), but have no idea what they’re talking about.Well, I do understand the fourth panel.
jazzmoose over 12 years ago
Don’t you hate people that stick their noses in the medicine cabinet (where they have no business going) and then ‘find’ things?
Raygun over 12 years ago
Hand-lettered was the issue. I think a legit prescription would not have triggered her response. Was she being nosy? Not if the bottle was left in the open or on back of the toilet!
RwB1 over 12 years ago
There’s a way to load up a medicine cabinet full of marbles. Great way to find out who the snoop is when you’re having a party and they all come crashing out.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
Poor Monty, such a big bottle of Viagra and so little to do with it.
HereAndGone over 12 years ago
If she’s going through his medicine cabinet on one of the first dates they have, he’s probably better off without her.
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
Yeah, what’s her problem. So what if he’s on Oxy? She looking for a purist?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Popeyes, yeah, we played a dangerous game….Most people come out OK, but sometimes drugs, (All drugs, even the legal ones) can trigger mental problems that would exhibit themselves anyway, sooner or later. Many mental problems start in the late teens and early twenties. The research on which is is the chicken and which is the egg is sketchy…I always stayed away from downers and speed. I never wanted to go up or down, I just wanted to go out out….
Jkiss over 12 years ago
Before anyone jumps my case, I want to make clear that I’m not refering to people with true mental illness.
joegeethree over 12 years ago
I wonder if she would have left if she had found the Viagra instead?