Monty by Jim Meddick for August 30, 2012
Transcript:
I queued up the movie... I made some popcorn, and I... I found this in your bathroom... Oh, that... That's not really OxyContin. See... I've been testing the placebo effect lately... And I had back pain so I put some Tic Tacs in a hand lettered bottle to make it more convincing and... No, no! Don't go! I'm not into hillbilly heroin! Seriously! I... I guess you won't be needing these tonight...
Lots of people have completely legitimate pain killers in their bathrooms. Since Monty is somewhat of a klutz, it should actually be expected.I think little miss Nosy Britches should stay out of other peoples business.