Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for August 20, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Do you clamp it to your skull?Do you clench it in your teeth?(Conduction/vibration speakers are definitely not new tech.)

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    After that …embedded cell phone computer chips in the brain we answer with blinking our eyes and dialing by saying the number out loud. Will it ever stop?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Borg…there is nothing new to the concept. those kinds of things have bin a part of science fiction since Hugo Gernsback.

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