Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 22, 2012

Perhaps Roger is not from your planet.

Maybe Roger stayed at Bev and Stormy’s party too long!Back and forth between two houses nobody could keep a good eye on how much he imbibed.

I’m having a bit of a problem with gravity myself right now!Whooo hoooo!!!

But yes, Bev. You MUST get a handle on gravity!You could try this one. It looks pretty sturdy and easy to grip:

Maybe x_Tech can make you a better one…he can make anything.

He found me some wonderful exclamation points.

Thank you, X

They’re beautiful!Too nice for every day.But there were a lot of small ones in the box too.Thank you again!!!

Meant to say to X … so glad you’re OK.

Hic**…….Haloooooo evrbuddyyyy….!hic*……Ow mah heeeeed….. uh…… chairs……!!!!!!!Hic*…….

Hey Red!!!!Nuther round o rum shots!!!!Make mine a (hic+) Hickory Dakeri Doc!!!!!!

Oh Bekiev….

you know I woiulden moponolize your fire departm firemmmman mmmm…. mmargueritea man…

O!…Mmonkee … how did Red get on the ceilign?

I fink I ned to shleep….

Habbby Birfday Monkeeee!Hay, you can’d call yourself SFBM…. I mean BSMF…I mean… FBSm…oh yoo no whad I mean…andymore….

Now yyoo ar MBShI mean SMB!

Vebiek kan I stay heeeer 2nide?Wot iz IN deez ennywaz?

OH Red…which of us iz standing up?Have you seen x_Tech?Maybe heeze soper.I cud uze a ryd homb.I thot I wuz soper tho..I SED I jus wanted a Munky cola….but I don thinkg they hab bananananaz inem.

I don’t think gravity has been a good friend to her, either (said he finding his man boobs have dropped another half inch).

John Mayer as a senior citizen.

This one doesn’t even need a caption to elicit a laugh! Well done!

Ah laks grabity. Speshuly on mah taters… Hic*…..Zzzzzzzz……..Snik…..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

As long as most of you are on the ceiling, you might as well (click)DANCE a little more.

to Essex60…..from Ballard St. residents

A Song Especially For You

Thank you.

Or as Dean Martin said, “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on”

I think he might have a problem with friction as well.

Looks like some people need medical marijuana cards ….

@Essix60i hope you are not gone again, yet. i only got on Ballard Street one time yesterday so i did not see your open letter to us until this morning. i am sorry i missed it now.i am not a regular commenter on this strip. a visitor instead of a resident, you might say. keeping up with the wonderfully lunacy here is beyond my meager (mental) means, but i love the insane banter that is “normal” in this place and i DO fallow it. yours is/was an integral part of that lunacy.i wish you all the luck in the world in whatever endeavor is taking you on your journey. be safe and YES please check back with us when you can.: )

Gravity. It’s the law!

Well, if we’ve got CSNY linked in here already, something I was going to link anyway, Roger and Out would be appropriate.

zzzzzzzzzz……….

What do you mean great party? It’s still going on! WOOHOO!!!!

Oh, my…….I handle gravity in this way.

zzzzzz….. (wud)….. ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..

Starkle, starkle little twink,Who the hell you are I thinkI’m not under the affluence of incoholAs some thinkle peep I am.

(yawn….)thump…ow…. mah hed…#$&*!!!!!

Roger’s not too thrilled with it either.

Oh my yes. A good time indeed! Ah but all good times must end and this party has…next one in 15 minutes!!! Uh could someone prop up Roger?

Don Doggo really doesn’t know his masked colleagues:

https://cleoandcompany.net/august-22-2022/

I don’t much care for the way Roger sits in a chair, either. They’re called “armrests” for a reason, Rog!

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Roger’s not too pleased about it either.

It’s……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JJrtHRDwk

Good morning Don Doggo phans!

Having some computer and connection problems. Hope I can get this in before it drops.

Y’all have a great day. (((((HuGz!)))))