“Is that PETA calling, Agnes?”-“Magical beings like gnomes aren’t animals.”“You’re saying PETA only cares about animals?”Hmmm, that IS their primary focus, isn’t it?-You win, they should call PETG, People for the Ethical Treatment of Gnomes. If you can find them listed in the phone book, that is.-WAIT A MINUTE! What about the poor animals traumatized by the horrifying sight?-Okay, maybe not the crows, but SOME animals might be traumatized.-This requires further deep cogitation (as opposed to shallow cogitation, of course).
Seems to me that inducing “chest-clutching heart failure” in racoons and chipmunks is a suitable cause for PETA. The gnome seems to be treated well — unless it has known allergies.
rshive about 12 years ago
Is that PETA calling, Agnes?
listmom about 12 years ago
If they work I’ll order several!
lightenup Premium Member about 12 years ago
Or just bring a comfy chair and it’ll be like fireworks.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 12 years ago
They sound entertaining.
joegeethree about 12 years ago
Trout is hearing something but it ain’t heart valves being blown out at her uncle’s BBQ.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 12 years ago
“Is that PETA calling, Agnes?”-“Magical beings like gnomes aren’t animals.”“You’re saying PETA only cares about animals?”Hmmm, that IS their primary focus, isn’t it?-You win, they should call PETG, People for the Ethical Treatment of Gnomes. If you can find them listed in the phone book, that is.-WAIT A MINUTE! What about the poor animals traumatized by the horrifying sight?-Okay, maybe not the crows, but SOME animals might be traumatized.-This requires further deep cogitation (as opposed to shallow cogitation, of course).
rshive about 12 years ago
Seems to me that inducing “chest-clutching heart failure” in racoons and chipmunks is a suitable cause for PETA. The gnome seems to be treated well — unless it has known allergies.