Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2012

Next stop on the tour: Cardiac wing the local hospital.

But clogging on bubble wrap relaxes me so….

What ever you do, don’t let them go to the bathroom, who knows what they’ll do to the drains….

I find bubbles so fragile, that they are hard to wrap…….

Good one Dogsniff!

And Varnes…. I always say that about bubble wrap.Useless.

Like plastic wrap…. you CAN wrap plastic…. but why?

And feathers so rarely get dusty…. a feather duster is useless too.

Actually, someone gave me a multi-colored fluffy polyester thingy on a stick with a tag that says 24" Rainbow Duster.Waaaay too short.

I hear that even the sinks and toilets were clogged.

Knock off that racket!

And it’s fun to smoke fish too but they’re hard to keep lit.

I used to be a youth director. Twice a year we’d have silly day. One day I lined the youth room – ceiling, walls, floor, furniture – with bubble wrap. It only took 20 minutes to pop everything, and the kids remember it every time they see me.

Of course the bus could have been filled with women in stilletos, which would be even worse……wait, what am I thinking, stilletos are always BETTER!

http://virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow-insane.shtml

Hey Sue, have you ever tried to fence with a tin foil? . . or do chin-ups on a candy bar ? . . . .And NEVER try to wake up a sleeping bag . . ☺

Bubble wrap is a fun thing to have. Get those clogs ready!

Don’t worry. They’ll make more.