Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 16, 2012
September 15, 2012
September 17, 2012
Transcript:
Sun: These planets of mine are so competitive! They each claim to be the best. Sun: Jupiter boasts about being more massive than all the others combined. Sun: With his flashy "ice" jewelry, Saturn thinks he has the most style. Sun: And Mercury says he's the most politically powerful because he's "in the inner circle". Star: Pluto seems aloof...is he still sulking about being demoted from a planet? Sun: No, he was like that before---he's always been pretty distant.
CrouchingBruin over 12 years ago
Pluto’s wondering why Goofy talks and wears clothes like a human while he still has to act like a dog.
skeeterhawk over 12 years ago
I would guess the scientists of the International Astronomical Union agreed on reclassifying Pluto as a Kuiper Belt object.Anyway, Mercury can also boast the longest day. And Venus can boast the hottest temps. Earth can say it’s home to life. Though any level of intelligent life is yet to be seen.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
what? no pun on Uranus? but that would be so EASY!aha. family newspaper and all that, right?
danlarios over 12 years ago
plutos still pluto
iced tea over 12 years ago
Earth rocks!
cbrsarah over 12 years ago
Personally, I think of Pluto as still a planet and the new planet they discovered, whatever that is, is the tenth planet. That’s my opinion on the matter.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Ah, but would God believe you existed if you had to talk to him today?
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Go west, Jung man.
bmonk over 12 years ago
The problem was that there were too many minor planets being found—do we really want a system with dozens or hundreds of planets? By making the outer ones, including Pluto, dwarf planets, we can make a useful distinction and keep a double handful of “real” planets.
Seems to me that a while back, Ceres was demoted with much less fanfare. ANd sooner after its discovery.
DavidGBA over 12 years ago
No, sometimes pluto is closer than uranus.