Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 16, 2012
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Sun: These planets of mine are so competitive! They each claim to be the best. Sun: Jupiter boasts about being more massive than all the others combined. Sun: With his flashy "ice" jewelry, Saturn thinks he has the most style. Sun: And Mercury says he's the most politically powerful because he's "in the inner circle". Star: Pluto seems aloof...is he still sulking about being demoted from a planet? Sun: No, he was like that before---he's always been pretty distant.
I would guess the scientists of the International Astronomical Union agreed on reclassifying Pluto as a Kuiper Belt object.Anyway, Mercury can also boast the longest day. And Venus can boast the hottest temps. Earth can say it’s home to life. Though any level of intelligent life is yet to be seen.